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    Father's fury over children's 'pornographic' sweet wrappers

    From the Daily Fail:

    Father's fury over children's 'pornographic' sweet wrappers

    A father-of-two has spoken of his disgust after spotting fruity cartoon characters appearing to have sex on SWEET wrappers.

    Simon Simpkins was buying Haribo MAOAM sour candies for his children when he noticed the 'pornographic' illustrations of limes, lemons and cherries romping with each other.

    Mr Simpkins, of Pontefract, West Yorkshire, said: 'The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter.

    'The lime, whom I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face.'

    He said: 'I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park.'


    A spokesman for Haribo said the 'fun' packaging of the sweets was introduced in Germany 2002 and added: 'This jovial MAOAM man is very popular with fans, both young and old.'
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    Re: Father's fury over children's 'pornographic' sweet wrappers





    He might have a point

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    Re: Father's fury over children's 'pornographic' sweet wrappers

    Pictures of these wrappers have been doing the rounds on the net for years, sounds like a hoax!

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    Re: Father's fury over children's 'pornographic' sweet wrappers

    Quote Originally Posted by shadowmaster View Post
    He might have a point
    Only now its been pointed out, before they looked perfectly harmless to me, I feel sad for people who see bad images everywhere, the world must be such a dark place. Since when did fruit have genitals anyway? or faces for that matter! I expect the answer is... there is no fruit in it anyway.

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    Re: Father's fury over children's 'pornographic' sweet wrappers

    Quote Originally Posted by oolon View Post
    Only now its been pointed out, before they looked perfectly harmless to me, I feel sad for people who see bad images everywhere, the world must be such a dark place. Since when did fruit have genitals anyway? or faces for that matter! I expect the answer is... there is no fruit in it anyway.
    I agree, I've seen them before and noticed nothing wrong.

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    Re: Father's fury over children's 'pornographic' sweet wrappers

    Quote Originally Posted by oolon View Post
    Only now its been pointed out, before they looked perfectly harmless to me, I feel sad for people who see bad images everywhere, the world must be such a dark place. Since when did fruit have genitals anyway? or faces for that matter! I expect the answer is... there is no fruit in it anyway.

    The world's not that dark (well not all of it!) - and you have to admit that those images do look far from innocent





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    Re: Father's fury over children's 'pornographic' sweet wrappers

    Quote Originally Posted by oolon View Post
    I feel sad for people who see bad images everywhere, the world must be such a dark place.
    Well don't. I see what the guy meant, yet I don't see them as 'bad'

    or faces for that matter!
    There you go. Therefore, they are not fruits, and genitals may be hidden on that picture

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    Re: Father's fury over children's 'pornographic' sweet wrappers

    I can understand his concern I suppose, but what I don't understand is why he got into a heated debate with the shop-manager, who has absolutely nothing to do with the design. That and the only reason his wife would become distressed is probably over her husband being a prat and no doubt embarrassing her!

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    Re: Father's fury over children's 'pornographic' sweet wrappers

    DP fruit TBH
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    Re: Father's fury over children's 'pornographic' sweet wrappers

    Quote Originally Posted by Gerrard View Post
    I can understand his concern I suppose, but what I don't understand is why he got into a heated debate with the shop-manager, who has absolutely nothing to do with the design. That and the only reason his wife would become distressed is probably over her husband being a prat and no doubt embarrassing her!
    Most people that complain about such things only do so because they dont want to have to explain things when their kids ask.

    Why did he get into a "heated debate", because hes obviously that sort of person, one that lacks sense and reason.

    And yes, youre probably right about his wife.

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    Re: Father's fury over children's 'pornographic' sweet wrappers

    Pfft we made jokes about this yeeaaars ago...

    Maoam have been around for so long, i'm surprised it took this guy until now to notice.

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    Re: Father's fury over children's 'pornographic' sweet wrappers

    OK So in TV adverts you have to have small print warnings
    (see this mornings rant post here: http://forums.hexus.net/general-disc...t-adverts.html)

    The daily mail should carry this story as a warning.

    Excessive reading of this absimal excuse of a news source might turn you in to the kind of person who takes something that can, under extreme anthrapramorphic view point be turned into prono as something that is worth having a heated argument over, to the point your wife has to leave you, and your kids surely become tramuatised.
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    Re: Father's fury over children's 'pornographic' sweet wrappers

    Time for an email.

    Dear Racist Nazi ****s who Mascarade as Journos,

    http://imagesb.ciao.com/iuk/images/p...ct-5344941.jpg <-- this is what Maoam actually looks like.

    Kind Regards,

    Someone who wasn't born here.
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    Re: Father's fury over children's 'pornographic' sweet wrappers

    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzen View Post
    stupid betond belief.
    You owe it to yourself to click here really.

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    Re: Father's fury over children's 'pornographic' sweet wrappers

    I never pay any attention to sweet rappers, not unless something is pointed out to me.

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    Re: Father's fury over children's 'pornographic' sweet wrappers

    I just spotted this reply on the Daily Mail site, Clunk, was this you

    You are quite right sir.

    Only yesterday I had an ice lolly up my bum.....

    It was fab.
    I do hope that was an intended pun!

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