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    Quality Spam... you're gonna love this one

    Via email to me today such a good turn of phrase

    Every time I jumped to bed with a girl, I thought,
    "Please, don't fall down, lovestick!"
    actually made me laugh

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    Re: Quality Spam... you're gonna love this one

    Nice
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    Re: Quality Spam... you're gonna love this one

    You should email him back with some Viagra ads, or forward on all the Viagra Spam you get from now on.
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    Re: Quality Spam... you're gonna love this one

    Oh the memories!


    Though we have been going out for over 2.5 years now and have a daughter, so i cant be doing that badly!

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    Re: Quality Spam... you're gonna love this one

    Heh

    I just got asked if I wanted to "insure my love-gun" lest my face turn "red of shame"!

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    Re: Quality Spam... you're gonna love this one

    Quote Originally Posted by Andehh View Post
    Oh the memories!


    Though we have been going out for over 2.5 years now and have a daughter, so i cant be doing that badly!
    sperm banks
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
    Do not be drunk with wine, which will ruin you, but be filled with the Spirit
    Vodka

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    Re: Quality Spam... you're gonna love this one

    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    sperm banks
    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzen View Post
    stupid betond belief.
    You owe it to yourself to click here really.

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    Re: Quality Spam... you're gonna love this one

    who got it in his eye?!
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
    Do not be drunk with wine, which will ruin you, but be filled with the Spirit
    Vodka

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    Re: Quality Spam... you're gonna love this one

    I don't know what me laugh more "Please, don't fall down, lovestick!" or Gordon Banks with "something" in his eye
    If Wisdom is the coordination of "knowledge and experience" and its deliberate use to improve well being then how come "Ignorance is bliss"

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