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    How to rob an Apple store:

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    Re: How to rob an Apple store:

    highly organised criminals?

    what because they turned to each toher on the way over, or when they were scoping the place out and said, right, i'll get this bunch, you get those, and burt can get those ones... we'll do it as quick as possible!


    errr... no.... broken window as an entry and some quick "grabbing" does not, to me, constitute highly organised criminals!

    what was that security guard doing? he walks back in like, wtf whered it all go... didnt he hear the glass break?
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    Re: How to rob an Apple store:

    Quote Originally Posted by mmh View Post
    highly organised criminals?

    what because they turned to each toher on the way over, or when they were scoping the place out and said, right, i'll get this bunch, you get those, and burt can get those ones... we'll do it as quick as possible!


    errr... no.... broken window as an entry and some quick "grabbing" does not, to me, constitute highly organised criminals!

    what was that security guard doing? he walks back in like, wtf whered it all go... didnt he hear the glass break?
    Unless the security guard was in on it, I cant see how it was "organised crime".

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    Re: How to rob an Apple store:

    They had that stripped quicker than women in an M&S sale !!

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    Re: How to rob an Apple store:

    God. How annoying are American news channels?
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    Re: How to rob an Apple store:

    one fundamental q

    why macs?
    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    now that i think about the word "throttled" in a certain light... its not so far different to strangled really

    our boiler broke so we has no heating or hot water, this is the bloody result ^^

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    Re: How to rob an Apple store:

    Quote Originally Posted by Georgy291 View Post
    one fundamental q

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    rofl!
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    Re: How to rob an Apple store:

    It shouldn't be too hard to find the thieves tbh. Just look out for someone buying a large quantity of Apple power supplies.
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    Re: How to rob an Apple store:

    Security shutters FAIL

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    Re: How to rob an Apple store:

    I think it funny that apple thought that no one would try robbing there store with security camera's/gaurd, so did not bother with any shutters which would have stopped the criminals

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    Re: How to rob an Apple store:

    Quote Originally Posted by Georgy291 View Post
    one fundamental q

    why macs?
    Why not leather jackets ?

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    Re: How to rob an Apple store:

    Quote Originally Posted by Georgy291 View Post
    one fundamental q

    why macs?
    Because Mac users are as silly as the criminals?


    Yeah, thats right... I went there.

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    Re: How to rob an Apple store:

    Quote Originally Posted by betty_swallocks View Post
    it shouldn't be too hard to find the thieves tbh. Just look out for someone buying a large quantity of apple power supplies.
    lmao!

    I agreee though, ridiculous they didnt anticipate this.

    Although, I suppose they shouldn't have to...

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    Re: How to rob an Apple store:

    oops thought thread was about cider making !! lol
    cool video though

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    Re: How to rob an Apple store:

    Quote Originally Posted by neonplanet40 View Post
    God. How annoying are American news channels?
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