Find the ultra-condensed version here:
http://rinkworks.com/movieaminute/
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Find the ultra-condensed version here:
http://rinkworks.com/movieaminute/
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Top Gun
Directed by Tony Scott
1986
Ultra-Condensed by Rob Irwin
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(There are LOTS of JETS.)
Tom Cruise
- I am handsome and cool.
Val Kilmer
- No, I am handsome and cool.
(They get all moody with each other.)
Tom Cruise
- I almost got you killed, so now we're friends.
Val Kilmer
- Yes. I like you.
THE END
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ha...check out the Mortal Kombat one...that's absolutely class.
Leonardo DiCaprio
- Your social class is stuffy. Let's dance with the ship's rats and have fun.
Kate Winslet
- You have captured my heart. Let's run around the ship and giggle.
(The ship SINKS.)
Leonardo DiCaprio
- Never let go.
Kate Winslet
- I promise. (lets go)
THE END
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Although "Analyse This" has to be the BEST review on there...
Analyze This
Directed by Harold Ramis
1999
Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard
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Robert De Niro CRIES, and it is FUNNY.
THE END
Originally Posted by The Quentos
Have a look at the matrix one...
*edit* damn my slow fingers to hell!!!
The Matrix:
Keanu Reeves:
Hey everybody, look! Look at me! I'm in a movie that doesn't suck!
Audience:
GASP!!!
Keanu Reeves:
Yes, it's true! Not only that, despite my total lack of acting ability, I very nearly didn't suck in this movie!
Audience:
(faints)
ROFL
*the return of the edit* The Replacement Killers is funny too
Last edited by Spunkey; 05-04-2004 at 01:45 PM.
laydees and germs.. we have a winner.....
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Directed by Stanley Kubrick
1964
Ultra-Condensed by Bryan Flynn
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Oops.
THE END
Originally Posted by The Quentos
The Sixth Sense
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
1999
Ultra-Condensed by Derek Richardson
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Haley Joel Osment
- I see dead people.
Bruce Willis
- Try talking to them.
Haley Joel Osment
- It worked.
THE END
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The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain
Directed by Christopher Monger
1995
Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard
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Condensation Text: N/A
THE END
Recycling consultant
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