Results 1 to 10 of 10

Thread: Not got time for a whole movie?

  1. #1
    Drop it like it's hot Howard's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Surrey, South East
    Posts
    11,731
    Thanks
    14
    Thanked
    42 times in 39 posts
    • Howard's system
      • Motherboard:
      • Asus P5B
      • CPU:
      • Core2Duo E6420 2.13GHz
      • Memory:
      • 2x1gb OCZ DDR2 6400
      • Storage:
      • 250GB & 500GB Seagate
      • Graphics card(s):
      • Inno3d iChill 7900GS
      • PSU:
      • Antec SmartPower 500W
      • Case:
      • Coolermaster Elite 330
      • Monitor(s):
      • 2x AG Neovo F419
      • Internet:
      • Virgin Media 20mbit

    Not got time for a whole movie?

    Find the ultra-condensed version here:

    http://rinkworks.com/movieaminute/


    Home cinema: Toshiba 42XV555DB Full HD LCD | Onkyo TX-SR705 | NAD C352 | Monitor Audio Bronze B2 | Monitor Audio Bronze C | Monitor Audio Bronze BFX | Yamaha NSC120 | BK Monolith sub | Toshiba HD-EP35 HD-DVD | Samsung BD-P1400 BluRay Player | Pioneer DV-575 | Squeezebox3 | Virgin Media V+ Box
    PC: Asus P5B | Core2duo 2.13GHz | 2GB DDR2 PC6400 | Inno3d iChill 7900GS | Auzentech X-Plosion 7.1 | 250GB | 500GB | NEC DVDRW | Dual AG Neovo 19"
    HTPC: | Core2Duo E6420 2.13GHz | 2GB DDR2 | 250GBx2 | Radeon X1300 | Terratec Aureon 7.1 | Windows MCE 2005
    Laptop: 1.5GHz Centrino | 512MB | 60GB | 15" Wide TFT | Wifi | DVDRW


  2. #2
    'ave it. Skii's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Right here - right now.
    Posts
    4,710
    Thanks
    45
    Thanked
    27 times in 18 posts
    Top Gun
    Directed by Tony Scott
    1986
    Ultra-Condensed by Rob Irwin
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    (There are LOTS of JETS.)

    Tom Cruise
    - I am handsome and cool.

    Val Kilmer
    - No, I am handsome and cool.
    (They get all moody with each other.)

    Tom Cruise
    - I almost got you killed, so now we're friends.

    Val Kilmer
    - Yes. I like you.

    THE END


    ROFL killer

  3. #3
    MAS
    MAS is offline
    When I say rice...
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Posts
    808
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked
    0 times in 0 posts
    ha...check out the Mortal Kombat one...that's absolutely class.

  4. #4
    Senior Member Kezzer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Posts
    4,863
    Thanks
    12
    Thanked
    5 times in 5 posts
    Leonardo DiCaprio
    - Your social class is stuffy. Let's dance with the ship's rats and have fun.

    Kate Winslet
    - You have captured my heart. Let's run around the ship and giggle.

    (The ship SINKS.)

    Leonardo DiCaprio
    - Never let go.

    Kate Winslet
    - I promise. (lets go)

    THE END

    lol

  5. #5
    Senior Member Tumble's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Right in the Pickle Barrel
    Posts
    7,217
    Thanks
    271
    Thanked
    315 times in 217 posts
    Although "Analyse This" has to be the BEST review on there...

    Analyze This
    Directed by Harold Ramis
    1999
    Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------




    Robert De Niro CRIES, and it is FUNNY.




    THE END

    Quote Originally Posted by The Quentos
    "My udder is growing. Quick pass me the parsely sauce." Said Oliver.

  6. #6
    Beard hat ftw! steve threlfall's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    West Midlands
    Posts
    6,745
    Thanks
    302
    Thanked
    195 times in 124 posts
    • steve threlfall's system
      • Motherboard:
      • Gigabyte Z77-D3H
      • CPU:
      • Core i5-3570K
      • Memory:
      • 8GB Corsair Vengeance DDR3
      • Storage:
      • Samsung 830 256
      • Graphics card(s):
      • Radeon HD6870
      • PSU:
      • Corsair HX750
      • Case:
      • Antec P280
      • Operating System:
      • Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
      • Monitor(s):
      • Dell 2407 WFP 24" Widescreen, Rev A04
      • Internet:
      • Virgin 120/12 mb
    Have a look at the matrix one...

  7. #7
    Pixel Abuser Spunkey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Milton Keynes
    Posts
    1,523
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked
    0 times in 0 posts
    *edit* damn my slow fingers to hell!!!

    The Matrix:

    Keanu Reeves:
    Hey everybody, look! Look at me! I'm in a movie that doesn't suck!

    Audience:
    GASP!!!

    Keanu Reeves:
    Yes, it's true! Not only that, despite my total lack of acting ability, I very nearly didn't suck in this movie!

    Audience:
    (faints)

    ROFL

    *the return of the edit* The Replacement Killers is funny too
    Last edited by Spunkey; 05-04-2004 at 01:45 PM.

  8. #8
    Senior Member Tumble's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Right in the Pickle Barrel
    Posts
    7,217
    Thanks
    271
    Thanked
    315 times in 217 posts
    laydees and germs.. we have a winner.....

    Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
    Directed by Stanley Kubrick
    1964
    Ultra-Condensed by Bryan Flynn

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------




    Oops.




    THE END

    Quote Originally Posted by The Quentos
    "My udder is growing. Quick pass me the parsely sauce." Said Oliver.

  9. #9
    'ave it. Skii's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Right here - right now.
    Posts
    4,710
    Thanks
    45
    Thanked
    27 times in 18 posts
    The Sixth Sense
    Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
    1999
    Ultra-Condensed by Derek Richardson

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------




    Haley Joel Osment
    - I see dead people.

    Bruce Willis
    - Try talking to them.

    Haley Joel Osment
    - It worked.

    THE END



  10. #10
    Bonnet mounted gunsight megah0's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Birmingham
    Posts
    3,381
    Thanks
    79
    Thanked
    73 times in 49 posts
    The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain
    Directed by Christopher Monger
    1995
    Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------




    Condensation Text: N/A




    THE END
    Recycling consultant

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Scariest part in a movie?
    By Howard in forum Consumer Electronics
    Replies: 47
    Last Post: 02-04-2004, 08:58 PM
  2. Replies: 1
    Last Post: 21-02-2004, 04:34 PM
  3. What is the best movie of all time?
    By Martin in forum Consumer Electronics
    Replies: 49
    Last Post: 28-01-2004, 09:13 PM
  4. losing time
    By 5cupa in forum PC Hardware and Components
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 03-12-2003, 03:28 AM
  5. is this hype?9800 pro owners beware
    By CrapshoT in forum Graphics Cards
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 16-10-2003, 02:45 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •