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    France wins at something military-related?

    well.. kinda...


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    Re: France wins at something military-related?

    "Once they realised they were facing a ship that was responding and was heading towards them, they stopped shooting and attempted to flee," he said.
    but what did the pirates do?
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    Re: France wins at something military-related?

    Quote Originally Posted by madduckuk View Post
    but what did the pirates do?
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    Re: France wins at something military-related?

    Only because the pirates initially mistook the French Navy vessel as a cargo boat... I'd say that's fairly insulting to start with

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    Re: France wins at something military-related?

    the white flag on the top can be misleading.
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    Re: France wins at something military-related?

    Less well reported, the French captain was disciplined for failing to adhere to French military doctorine and putting up a fight. The captain was said to be appealing the decision but it was found to be a ruse to cover his escape and was later discovered, hiding out in a small cafe in the suburbs of Marseilles.
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    Re: France wins at something military-related?

    i wonder what gave it away? the huge guns on top?
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    Re: France wins at something military-related?

    Quote Originally Posted by TheAnimus View Post
    the white flag on the top can be misleading.
    The Irony of this is that Britain's navy as a more recent history of surrendering
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    Re: France wins at something military-related?

    Reminds me of this old chestnut
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    Re: France wins at something military-related?

    Quote Originally Posted by shaithis View Post
    Reminds me of this old chestnut
    LOL, how come i missed it if its old?
    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    now that i think about the word "throttled" in a certain light... its not so far different to strangled really

    our boiler broke so we has no heating or hot water, this is the bloody result ^^

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    Re: France wins at something military-related?

    Quote Originally Posted by Georgy291 View Post
    LOL, how come i missed it if its old?
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