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    Talking Mongolian VD

    An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very
    sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.

    A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to
    find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.

    Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having
    seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to
    return in two days for the results.

    The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got
    bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and
    almost unheard of here. We know very little about it."

    The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or
    something and fix me up, doc."

    The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there no known cure. We're going to have
    to amputate your penis."

    The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion."

    The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but
    surgery is your only choice."

    The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll
    know more about the disease.

    The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongorian
    VD. Very rare disease."

    The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what
    can we do?

    My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?"

    The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid American docta,
    arways want to cut, cut, cut. Make more money, that way. No need to
    operate!"

    "Oh, Thank God!", the man replies.
    "Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Save money. You wait two
    weeks. Dick fall off by itself!"

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    is that a true story Al

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    Umm, how would I know?

    Besides, I'm English, not American!

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    LOL!!! Very much so!!

    Wicked!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve threlfall
    is that a true story Al
    have you taken complete leave of your senses, or are you perhaps american?

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    LOL - nice one Big Al
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