Marmite on toast for me I have it every morning for brekfast.
Marmite... My mate, marmite
Vegemite, from the Land of Down Under, Where women glow and men plunder
Bovril Baby, especially now that it's got Cow back in it
None..you lot are sick and need help
Marmite on toast for me I have it every morning for brekfast.
My Uncle wrote to them, explaining I had been a dedicated Bovril-eater since I was a tiny tot and said it would be nice if they sent me a card to mark my birthday. Instead, I got a note and a catering tub (about the size of large pot of house paint.) I used the entire tub, (I think I still have the empty one somewhere, I keep stuff in it.) It took a while but I did it!
Bovril is made from bits of a cow you just don't want to know about.
Vegemite is made from vegetarians and tastes like salty poo.
Marmite on buttery toast is a delightful explosion on the taste buds, and good for your gonads, and giblets.
MMMMarmite.
(Thanks Evilmunky)
Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet intakes.
Yes but Marmite is made from the droppings of Marmots (Marmot ****e) which is why people who eat it have bad breath and grow unusual amounts of body fur.
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