Just got muged..

..for the second time in as many years. Was on my way to the shops when I got jumped by these two blokes. Managed to take one down (not bad for a small bloke like me :P) but 2 v1 just aint fair. Couldn't care about my wallet, but they got my iPod (they DIDN'T know I had it til they took it!!!). Now i'm screwed in so many ways. They've either dislocated my left tumb or buggered the muscle/tendants (whatever) around it so I cant drive anyware, can't go to work because of all the lifting. I've lost my uni id and cant take any exams without it, gotta spend time getting a new one instead of revising now.

Im waffleing so I'll bugger off now, surfice to say its not been my month :(

:O! Dan that's horrible :( apart from ur thumb are you ok?? have you been to the police and reported it? Do you get insurance claims on things robbed from you whilst out in the street?? i dunno how it works :/

but at least you're ok. Hope you sort out ur matric card :(

unlikey there fella, all you can say is it coulda been worse. My m8 got a brutal attack the other week from about five pikies, and they didnt care about the wallet or phone :( just out for blood is what they said.

Dont post here dude inform the police...


Actually we're more likely to be of use than the cops.... :rolleyes:

Ouch m8, its been a while since I've been mugged, last time I was mugged was when I still in Secondary school, but I still remember it clearly, its afwul when your outnumbered, cowards.

Thankfully i've never been mugged, that really sucks, hope the police get them

Already told the cops, even went out for a 30min drive trying ot find them but no luck. Other than my thumb I'm fine, got kicked a few times but i dont think they know how to do it properly. However unless they are stupid enough to get caught with one of my cards I doubt the police will get them :(

I've said it before and I'll say it agian, Ilford is a complete ****hole!

insured ipod? sucks dude - speak to your uni - i've was able to do loads of exams without my card back in the day..

Damn.... thats awful!!

Least apart from ur thumb ur ok tho - could've been alot worse!
Be proud that at least one of em is hurting coz u took em down. Gutted about ur ipod!!

Hope u get everything sorted.

(Ps. Ilford has always been a ****hole!)

Yet another example of how our society is under siege from this scum.

Hope your ok m8.

Hope the b*****ds get run over.

thats a rubbishrubbishrubbishrubbish deal :( how old where they? Liverpool is getting that way as well, scally kids everywhere u go.... horrible cant wait to leave this city :)

Unlucky man. Go to the gym some more . Maybe you'll be able to take both of em next time :S

:( Arrgh man thats nasty. Losin your ID etc is a balls! (your Uni should be able to give you a piece of paper in place of an ID for a while)

Hope your thumb gets better.

**** the ****s....make sure you report everyhting to the police.......
Good luck and all that.
They'll probably be arrested as child molester soon anyway.

Its an arse aint it? I got mugged on my first day on uni a few years ago, in fact the sunday before my first day, and only my 2nd day in halls. Bastards stol £200 cash which was supposed to start me off in my uni life, but at least left me my uni cards/bank cards and didnt hurt me. Totally ruined my 1st year of uni though, and it sucks ass that we can hardly do anything about it.

Hope ya start feelin better about it soon.

That's awful :mad: People like that need to be burnt alive. Maybe it'll teach them a thing or two and put them through the pain they put through other people.

Scum :mad:

Good luck getting everything back, etc. Hope it all turns out alright!

I don't think any one has got mugged and got away with it over here

Just walk around with some white headphones on, not necessarily with an iPod attached to the other end :D

That sucks dude, bad luck. Hopefully they'll catch the scum who did it, or maybe they'll try it on someone really hard and get the thrashing they deserve.

It's good that the police were at least interested though. When I was in Southampton, I once saw a chav nick a girl's bike after she left it outside a shop. It was quite a nice bike, with mudguards, lights etc. and she had all the waterproof gear, sam browne belt etc. so you could tell she'd have been gutted if she lost it. Anyway, I wasn't having that, so I crossed the round and jumped in front of the guy as he sped up the pavement, only to be knocked flat on my arse. So, in for a penny etc., I got up and chased him up the road. Being a fat git, he wasn't getting away, so eventually he dropped the bike and confronted me, and as he was a good 3st heavier than me there wasn't really much I could do, so I had to let him go. I went back to the shop and told the girl that I'd chased the guy who'd nicked her bike, at which point his uncle grabbed me by the neck and started punching me in the stomach. So, I ran off down the road, and after he came after me for another go, ran in the other direction and called the police. They eventually picked me up, and we drove around looking for the bike, but they wouldn't take me back to the shop even though I said I wanted to press charges for assault. They dropped me at home and said they'd come back after they'd arrested the guy (they knew him as a troublemaker). Did they show? Did they ****:mad:. I had to go down to the station the next day, but I never managed to speak to the guys in the car, and although I picked a guy out of their book of mugshots, it wasn't the right bloke, and nothing ever came of it. I wish I'd just stood there and fought back now, at least I'd have had some satisfaction out of it.

Still, the girl got her bike back, I like to think I had something to do with that:).

Oh, and although Southampton police didn't have time to do anything about me being assaulted, they did have time to stop me 6 months later and do an ID check as I was walking home from a nightclub in the pouring rain at about 2am. Apparently I looked like a burglary suspect. I was wearing jeans and a (soaking wet) T-Shirt as I trudged home, so I could potentially have had a lot of stolen goods hidden about my person:rolleyes:. I want to like the police, I really do, but they don't make it easy.

Rich :¬)

:9 I only just saw this dan. I didn't know :\ Hope you're alreets - promise not to poke you too much next weekend!

*big emzay hugs for dan*

That sucks. Fortunately it's never happened to me. Only once was it attempted and what a laugh that was.

My friend and I (about 15 at the time) were walking home from town, rounded a corner and out pops this kid, about the same age. At this point, it has to be said that we'd spent some money in town, we're returning with bags in hand, and change jingling away in our pockets.

"Give me yer money!"

My friend and I exchange glances, look back at him.

"Give me yer money!!"

"Erm, we don't have any."

The kid look back an forth at us, and is apparently stumped by this situation which he obviously wasn't prepared for.

"Er...okay" - Kid leaves down the alley he appeared from.

My friend and I then had something to laugh at on the way home.

I suppose Nelson, Lancs wasn't the crime hub it's becoming.

I live in the US now, now run-ins yet, but I'm not looking forward to having some big guys jump me with guns over here.

i was chased by two of the local gypsy scum population last night. was wandering home through the backstreets of my estate from the chinese about 11.30, stoned as hell and singing random-ness to myself. you gotto take into consideration the fact that where i live is almost crime-free, apart from kids nickin chocs from Co-Op and the occasional burglary by afformentioned gypos, so i'm normally perfectly safe on my late-night wanderings. i was walking up to a little link road i have to turn left n go down, then right, then turn into my street. i saw 2 people sitting on the wall before the junction and i just thought they were kevs having a chat, and as i get on with most of the local kevs, i thought nuttin of it. got a bit nearer and i could hear em talkin pikey-stylee("do ya like dags?" etc.., i guess you all seen Snatch). i made meself look as big and beefy as i could and walked past em. i turned the corner and heard footsteps following me, so i f*ckin legged it, ran soooo fast considering how little exercise i do. i lost em and bolted home. i really do hate pikeys for making me run now, but at least i came away with my phone, wallet and no knife-wounds :S
peace

People have tried and failed to mug me once before 2 lads demanded the contents of my holdall and my wallet unlucky for them that they tried it on after I had just finished my kickboxing sparring session, I dropped the biggest one and the other one legged it leaving his mate behind.

Also had a knife pulled on me whilst working the door, I broke the blokes arm below the elbow with a D-cell maglite torch but afterwards I was shaking thinking about what might have happened.

Call me stupid...actually, don't...but I've been out of the loop for a while - definitions please - 'Chav', and 'Kevs'....?

Thanks.

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Call me stupid...actually, don't...but I've been out of the loop for a while - definitions please - 'Chav', and 'Kevs'....?

Thanks.

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http://chavscum.co.uk/images/april2004/april048.jpg

a fine example of Kevs, Chavs, rubbishrubbishrubbishrubbishrubbish, etc.. shame there's no burberry on the pic tho.

(stolen from HERE

LMAO! Yay! At last a fine substitute for that townie website that went down long ago... Wish I could remember what it was called... Lol

duh, just realised i didnt need to say where i poached it from, it says on the pic itself. ah well, its stayin there for posteriorority :P

In the words of Homer Simpson, "It's funny because it's true!" :D

Ah, that takes me back! Reminds me of how much I have to be proud of in British culture!

I suspect that picture was taken in Ibiza or one of those other god forsaken drunken holes the entire Chav/Kev population seems to gravitate to now-a-days. Flaming red sun burns, club 18-30, cr*p hotels with balconies from which to plummet and locals over which to vomit...and generally bring the image of england on holiday into the gutter. If anyone has seen little britain you know exactly the sort of thing it parodies...the middle ground, that bit between where you live and where you work, the little people you never see, the ones you never Want to see as much as the stuff you find between your toes after a walk bare-foot through mud...I find Little Britain hilarious but whats scarey is the examples some of the characters are from! scum.

p.s. me posh? no, but I'm a hell of a lot better than the mongrels that lurk in the shadows preying on helpless old people. utterly deplorable, chuck them out of the country I say - at least it will balance out the flood of immigrants...
...there, don't say I can't find the positive in a bad situation.

I Friggin' Hate Chavs >_<

First time Ive seen this site... and I havent stopped laughing!

I grew up in Essex and I have to say that this clearly depicts the majority of the Essex population! Anyone wanting to see a Chav/Kev in real life need only take a wander round Basildon, Southend or Dagenham High Street!! Wicked!! :)

Rrrrrrrrrrrrespect!

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I suspect that picture was taken in Ibiza or one of those other god forsaken drunken holes the entire Chav/Kev population seems to gravitate to now-a-days. Flaming red sun burns, club 18-30, cr*p hotels with balconies from which to plummet and locals over which to vomit...and generally bring the image of england on holiday into the gutter. If anyone has seen little britain you know exactly the sort of thing it parodies...the middle ground, that bit between where you live and where you work, the little people you never see, the ones you never Want to see as much as the stuff you find between your toes after a walk bare-foot through mud...I find Little Britain hilarious but whats scarey is the examples some of the characters are from! scum.

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Ermm, your totaly wrong there.

Ayia napa - yes, chav city, full of what i regard of scum.

Ibiza - no, not at all. Yes you get the few usual idiots about, you get them everywhere, but ibiza is a very peacefull place in general. Most of the people there are out for fun and a few drinks.
If you ever goto the *true* dance places in Ibiza, or are lucky enough to find out where the local raves are being held, you can find some of the nicest (and in a lot of the cases, cleverest) people you could wish to meet there.
Im a diehard clubber/raver, and ill assure you, Ibiza is nothing like you have described (excusing the few trouble makers you get anywhere :()

regardless, I use Ibiza as to first one to come to mind in terms of mass flocking to foreign shores by louts demanding exactly what they get at home, chips and burgers, and not trying new things. though i'm sure there are many more appropriate places where this occurs - in some greek resorts I am informed, and as mentioned ayia napa. I do know there are nice places on the island of ibiza too. its just that when on holiday it seems these chavs don't want anything else to be different from back home apart from where they do it...a pint of stella is pretty much the same everywhere! wonders why we let them back into the country...

www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk

enjoy :)