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    Post Sir Elton recons Jesus was gay... WUT?

    Sir Elton John says Jesus was super-intelligent gay man
    Quote Originally Posted by news.bbc.co.uk
    Sir Elton John has claimed Jesus was a "super-intelligent gay man" in an interview with a US magazine.

    The singer also told Parade Jesus was "compassionate", forgiving and "understood human problems".

    A spokesman for the Church of England said: "Sir Elton's reflection that Jesus calls us all to love and forgive is one shared by all Christians."
    Lord above, whatever next.
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    Re: Sir Elton recons Jesus was gay... WUT?

    "Gay Man" ? She (Jesus) was black.
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    for all intents it seems to be the same card minus some gays name on it and a shielded cover ? with OEM added to it - GoNz0.

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    Re: Sir Elton recons Jesus was gay... WUT?

    Quote Originally Posted by Terbinator View Post
    "Gay Man" ? She (Jesus) was black.
    black transexuals cannot be gay?
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
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    Re: Sir Elton recons Jesus was gay... WUT?

    well jesus did say "love thy fellow man", perhaps this is meant to be taken literally and all the fuss about not having gay priests is to help them avoid "lead us not into temptation".

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    Re: Sir Elton recons Jesus was gay... WUT?

    perhaps "Our Daily Bread" is a euphemism
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
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    Re: Sir Elton recons Jesus was gay... WUT?

    just a few questionable bible quotes.

    Jesus said: He who loves me will be loved by my Father, and I too will love him and show myself to him - John 14:21

    Do not be drunk with wine, which will ruin you, but be filled with the Spirit - Ephesians 5:18

    Give each other a holy kiss when you meet - 1 Corinthians 16:20

    And Jesus came and touched them, and said, Arise, and be not afraid.- Matthew 17:7

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    Re: Sir Elton recons Jesus was gay... WUT?

    Quote Originally Posted by stevie lee View Post
    Do not be drunk with wine, which will ruin you, but be filled with the Spirit - Ephesians 5:18
    OH I AM SO HAVING THAT FOR MY SIG
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
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    Re: Sir Elton recons Jesus was gay... WUT?

    Just because Elton likes to play the flesh piccalo doesn't mean that everyone else does.

    Anyhoo.... we all know that the bible has been rewritten and taken out of context so many times it's probably not even like the original version and I'm sure theres more than 1 missing page

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    Re: Sir Elton recons Jesus was gay... WUT?

    Quote Originally Posted by Lee @ SCAN View Post
    Just because Elton likes to play the flesh piccalo doesn't mean that everyone else does.

    Anyhoo.... we all know that the bible has been rewritten and taken out of context so many times it's probably not even like the original version and I'm sure theres more than 1 missing page
    nope, its all 100% accurate, right down to the bit where he conducted the worlds first cataract surgery, made all the more impressive since all he had to use were twigs and swords

    jesus this mofo would walk on water if that bastard Moses hadn't made it a cliché

    edit: wine DOES actually ruin you, especially red
    Last edited by MadduckUK; 19-02-2010 at 08:20 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
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    Re: Sir Elton recons Jesus was gay... WUT?

    Quote Originally Posted by stevie lee View Post
    And Jesus came and touched them, and said, Arise, and be not afraid.- Matthew 17:7

    Oh, that's from the Bible, I thought that was a Michael Jackson quote

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    Re: Sir Elton recons Jesus was gay... WUT?

    The Bible's rumoured to be missing the very page that the front

    "I dedicate this to my darling wife Mary, she is my inspriation and my rock"

    "Characters that appear in this work are entirely fictional and not in any way based on persons real, nor did events transpire as described"

    (\___/) (\___/) (\___/) (\___/) (\___/) (\___/) (\___/)
    (='.'=) (='.'=) (='.'=) (='.'=) (='.'=) (='.'=) (='.'=)
    (")_(") (")_(") (")_(") (")_(") (")_(") (")_(") (")_(")


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    Re: Sir Elton recons Jesus was gay... WUT?

    considering its not a biography this seems unlikely :|

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    Re: Sir Elton recons Jesus was gay... WUT?

    he better have some damned good evidence for this allegation

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    Re: Sir Elton recons Jesus was gay... WUT?

    Quote Originally Posted by Biscuit View Post
    he better have some damned good evidence for this allegation
    word of god tbh
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    Re: Sir Elton recons Jesus was gay... WUT?

    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    considering its not a biography this seems unlikely :|

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    QFT, I had Fuddam in mind when posting, knowing how much he loves this kind of debate. Maybe I'll PM him a link, draw him in.
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    Re: Sir Elton recons Jesus was gay... WUT?

    Quote Originally Posted by 0iD View Post
    QFT, I had Fuddam in mind when posting, knowing how much he loves this kind of debate. Maybe I'll PM him a link, draw him in.
    i think he has gone to a better place
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
    Do not be drunk with wine, which will ruin you, but be filled with the Spirit
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