Sir Elton John says Jesus was super-intelligent gay manOriginally Posted by news.bbc.co.uk
Lord above, whatever next.
Sir Elton John says Jesus was super-intelligent gay manOriginally Posted by news.bbc.co.uk
Lord above, whatever next.
"Gay Man" ? She (Jesus) was black.
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for all intents it seems to be the same card minus some gays name on it and a shielded cover ? with OEM added to it - GoNz0.
well jesus did say "love thy fellow man", perhaps this is meant to be taken literally and all the fuss about not having gay priests is to help them avoid "lead us not into temptation".
perhaps "Our Daily Bread" is a euphemism
VodkaOriginally Posted by Ephesians
just a few questionable bible quotes.
Jesus said: He who loves me will be loved by my Father, and I too will love him and show myself to him - John 14:21
Do not be drunk with wine, which will ruin you, but be filled with the Spirit - Ephesians 5:18
Give each other a holy kiss when you meet - 1 Corinthians 16:20
And Jesus came and touched them, and said, Arise, and be not afraid.- Matthew 17:7
MadduckUK (19-02-2010)
Just because Elton likes to play the flesh piccalo doesn't mean that everyone else does.
Anyhoo.... we all know that the bible has been rewritten and taken out of context so many times it's probably not even like the original version and I'm sure theres more than 1 missing page![]()
HSK (20-02-2010)
nope, its all 100% accurate, right down to the bit where he conducted the worlds first cataract surgery, made all the more impressive since all he had to use were twigs and swords
jesusthis mofo would walk on water if that bastard Moses hadn't made it a cliché
edit: wine DOES actually ruin you, especially red
Last edited by MadduckUK; 19-02-2010 at 08:20 PM.
VodkaOriginally Posted by Ephesians
The Bible's rumoured to be missing the very page that the front
"I dedicate this to my darling wife Mary, she is my inspriation and my rock"
"Characters that appear in this work are entirely fictional and not in any way based on persons real, nor did events transpire as described"
(\___/) (\___/) (\___/) (\___/) (\___/) (\___/) (\___/)
(='.'=) (='.'=) (='.'=) (='.'=) (='.'=) (='.'=) (='.'=)
(")_(") (")_(") (")_(") (")_(") (")_(") (")_(") (")_(")
This is bunny and friends. He is fed up waiting for everyone to help him out, and decided to help himself instead!
considering its not a biography this seems unlikely :|
i miss fuddam![]()
VodkaOriginally Posted by Ephesians
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