I couldn't help but laugh at the tragedy of it, so I thought I'd shareGreetings
I am Jim Leon, A deceased client of mine who shares the same last name as yours, died of a heart-related Condition and this was due to the death of all his family members in the tsunami disaster on the 26th December 2004 in Sumatra Indonesia.
You can reach me on (****@***) +***** for more information as my late Client has a deposit of ($18M) left behind.
Best regards,
Jim Leon
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Email back and apologise profusely for also being deceased
I died of shock from reading the tragic e-mail he sent... that'd make him feel guilty.Originally Posted by snootyjim
Email back and apologise profusely for also being deceased
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Reply back that you agree, but you will only deal with him via your Nigerian official representative.
So he died of a heart attack through shock because all his family died over 5 years ago?
thats what makes it so upsetting, the poor guy - minted though, funny that
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I had one that began, "we received an email that you were dead"and that I had instructed a Mr x to collect my funds, relating to such & such, could I confirm if I was in fact dead or alive...?
I'd ask him to tell you what your last name actually is.
If I reply it's a bit of a giveaway as it's in my domain nameI'd ask him to tell you what your last name actually is.
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I strung one along for 6 weeks using a fictious name on a webmail based e mail account. Even got him to send a scanned image of his (stolen/faked) passport. Great fun during a period of enforced boredom!
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Haha yeah I did it once and got some fake picture of him and his wife. Then I asked for his passport so he got an "EXAMPLE" passport picture off the net and cut and paste his head from the first picture onto it, even showed it to my parents.
It sort of reminds me of this version of a well-loved classic:
I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. Don't cry, Mommy! Mommy is always sad, but she says it's not my fault. I asked her if it was God's fault, but she didn't answer, and only started crying harder, so I don't ask her that anymore. The reason she is so sad is that I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I go to sleep.
The doctors gave me an artificial body. My body is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of us havin' no money or insurance. I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy doesn't work because she said employers don't hire crying people. I said, "Don't cry, Mommy," and she hugged my burlap body. Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap, and it chafes her real bad.
I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this e-mail. Dr. Johansen said if you forward this e-mail then Bill Gates will team up with AOL and do a survey with NASA. Then the astronauts will collect prayers from school children all over America and take them up to space so that the angels can hear them better. Then they will go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me better then.
Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Or maybe just use my lungs and heart, when the doctors make them. The doctors said that every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can take another prayer to the angels. Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my leaves to rot before I turn 10.
If you don't forward this e-mail, that's OK. Mommy says you're a mean heartless person who doesn't care about a poor little boy with only a head. She says that she hopes that you stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach. What kind of wretched person are you that you can't take five lousy minutes to forward this to all your friends so that they can feel guilt and shame for the rest of their day, and then maybe help a poor, bodiless nine-year-old boy?
Please help me. This really sucks. I try to be happy but it's hard. I wish I had a puppy. I wish I could hold a puppy.
Thank You.
Billy 'Smiles' Evans,
The boy with just a head.
And a burlap sack for a body.
There's a better version where the cat uses his body as a litter tray, but I couldn't find it.
(Thanks Evilmunky)
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Whilst running my diagnostics business, I had a scam artist contact me. It started out as a bit of fun to start with and the result I got still makes me laugh out loud now :
And, after all of this hard work, did Esh really Rule? It would seem so
READ FROM THE BOTTOM UP!!!!
On Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 2:18 PM, Eshrules Enterprises wrote:
EBENEZER,
I see no photo?
EE
On Tue, Nov 11, 2008 at 2:08 PM, EBENEZER wrote:
Sir,i just recieved your message now 11/11/08 and i can tell you that i have taking the picture you requested for in which i will send to you before this runs out nad the reason for
yhe delay is because my system got damage and when gave it to the person that will repair it after some weeks he then advice that i should get another system which it took something to put the money together
and for my country i can still tell you that we have alot of honest people is only few that are
tring to give the country bad image again sir,im giving my number for record purpose 234-8034052875,234-79938999
regards
--- On Wed, 1/10/08, Eshrules Enterprises wrote:
From: Eshrules Enterprises
Subject: Re: purshase
To:
Date: Wednesday, 1 October, 2008, 8:46 PM
Ebenezer,
your attitude is less than understanding, given the fact that your nation is renowned for scams and rip off merchants I would have thought you would be much more accomodating. I have asked for one simple thing to be done, yet this has proven to be a constant problem.
The phone number you have given does not connect, therefore I am simply saying you either have given me an incorrect number, or a false one. If you wish to jump to conclusions, that is your perogative.
In regards to apologies...
Unless you can prove you are genuine, I will cease all further contact and suggest you take your business and your attitude elsewhere, I will also see to it that you are banned from the forum, through which you got my details, as I currently consider you a security threat.
regards
On Wed, Oct 1, 2008 at 8:29 PM, EBENEZER wrote:
sir,i will do as you said but i think after this transaction i will demand some apologies from you because they are getting too much at my person and again you the numbers i gave were not geniune and that is not correct.im giving you the numbers again(234-8034052875,234-8079938999).
regards
--- On Wed, 1/10/08, Eshrules Enterprises wrote:
From: Eshrules Enterprises
Subject: Re: purshase
To:
Date: Wednesday, 1 October, 2008, 3:39 PM
Dear Ebenezer,
A passport photo is not good enough.
For me to enter into a transaction with you, I MUST have a picture of you, stood with a sign, with your name on it, as a passport photo could be sourced from anywhere.
In regards to the scepticism, may I remind you who approached who? May I also remind you, that you're asking for MY bank account details, these are more valuable than any amount of monies you could possibly send.
I also tried your phone number(s), it/they didn't work. After having them checked, it appears they're not even valid numbers.
I await your reply.
regards
On 9/16/08, EBENEZER wrote:
Sir,thanks for your reply but i think what i can do as per your request is to send in my passport photograph with my hand writing boldly writing on a piece of paper with my picture
attach to that paper.If that is okay by you i will do at your request.
Sir,let me tell that im sincere with this transaction and i think i should be the one that should be skeptical about this issue since i will be sending in my own money to the account informations you are bout to give but anyway i can understand your feelings.
Loolking forward for your reply.
Regards.
Ebenezer.
NB:should incase you want to have my number here is it:234834052875,2348079938999
--- On Mon, 15/9/08, Eshrules Enterprises wrote:
From: Eshrules Enterprises
Subject: Re: purshase
To:
Date: Monday, 15 September, 2008, 11:49 AM
Dear mr adesina .e.
"Esh really does rule" is english for authenticity, once you've provided the picture of yourself, holding a piece of paper saying this, I will be only too happy to enter into a transaction with you for your monies.
kind regards
EE
On 9/15/08, EBENEZER wrote:
Sir,i received your mail and i will like to make some little corrections that my NAME is not mr haggaiauto as you refare to me, haggaiauto is my useser name on vw/audiforum which im a register member and if we which to know my real name im mr adesina .e.
Moreover,before i send your request i will like you to tell me or give more details on these words you sent to me "Esh really does Rule"
regards.
--- On Mon, 8/9/08, Eshrules Enterprises wrote:
From: Eshrules Enterprises
Subject: Re: purshase
To:
Date: Monday, 8 September, 2008, 5:03 PM
Dear Mr haggaiauto,
I am still not satisfied that you are genuine and until then, no account details will be given for you to pay me your monies.
For me to be satisfied that you are genuine, please take a picture of yourself, with a piece of paper, with the following handwritten :
"I Am Mr haggaiauto, Esh really does Rule"
once you do this, we can take this further.
regards
EE
On Mon, Sep 8, 2008 at 4:54 PM, EBENEZER wrote:
Sir,im still waiting for the informations i requested for that we enable me to tranfer my payment to your account after which you have satisfied that im a seriouse/ gunieu bayer
regards
--- On Thu, 14/8/08, Eshrules Enterprises wrote:
From: Eshrules Enterprises
Subject: Re: purshase
To: Date: Thursday, 14 August, 2008, 12:49 PM
Hi Ebenezer,
can you please supply me your forum username and the name of the person that referred you.
the £13.50 price was a special, limited off, for UK only addresses.
for you to purchase a cable, the total price would be £25.99, due to postage costs.
if you wish to purchase one, please provide the above details, as well as a paypal email address and I will send an invoice.
regards
EE
On 8/14/08, EBENEZER wrote:
Sir,i am a vw/audi/skoda specialist in nigeria and im also a member of vwaudi forum where i meet one that gave me your cantact.
I will like to buy VAG-COM diagnosing cable am told the price is £13.50 and i will like you to give the payment details.
looking forward for your reply.
regards
Ebenezer
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