yeeeoowww...!

i just sliced my middle finger with a knife and it doesn't half spout blood everywhere!!...since its a knife cut guessing steristrips would do the job after a saline wash, whos a nurse round here? it doens't hurt I just dont want the coroner to find the cause of death from bleeding out through a 1.5cm cut down finger...would be almost as imbarassing - but not quite - as that guy who got crushed by a falling boulder whilst he was trying to...erm...make an egg with the chicken..!
...bit more than choking it I'm sure.

I was just sorry for the chicken, think it got away - or at least went into the McDonalds food chain.

oops sorry, i digress - um, tips on pathing up cut ? (and not going to call vampire buddies round either)...

put a plaster on it, and wrap it round real tight so that the bleeding stops..

but then the finger just goes black... believe me I tried...made a mess of the post office where I did it (oops) and scarpered! but not before I tried to staunch the flow...

If we're talking about keeping things as clean as possible, I would wash the wound in saline (or salt water) with a capful of dis-infectant in there, then be sure to stop the bleeding with a piece of sterile gauze. Once the bleeding has stopped, apply some anti-septic ointment (savlon or germaline) onto a fresh plaster, and secure the plaster over the wound. Nice and tight... not so tight that it falls off/stretches, though! Change the dressing twice a day, for two to four days until the wound has closed nicely.

I could give a brief lecture on butterfly sutures and scar prevention, but I don't think a 10mm cut particularly warrants it! :P

pah! 'tis merely a flesh wound...!!

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just rub some sea salt into it. i sliced my finger at Reading last year and just rubbed some salt in it and it fizzed, hurt like hell, turned black and healed pretty quick. bearing in mind i was absolutley ar*eholed at that point in time, and should have been nowhere near sharp objects in the 1st place, i dont know if this solution will help. give it a go tho and video it :P
peace

salt? OUCH !!

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WUSS!!! get about 10 stellas, tequila, absinthe and many 'noxious' fumes down your throat and then try it. seems fun then lol

Theo's advice is damn near nhs certifiable there tbh, trust him to know how to treat wounds ;)

oooops :( the nurse is here now :P hows the finger?


I have to say though, nurses are totally crap at first aid cos they are so used to working in a hospital where there is a doctor usually on the ward and if not pretty close to hand via a bleep plus a treatment room stacked with all the stuff u need to treat someone....

Amputate At The Shoulder.....

Job Dun

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Amputate At The Shoulder.....

Job Dun

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LOL, can't be too careful, might be gangrene in there m8 :D

pics pics ? lol


im needing to try some of that absinth punky, local michaels do it, theres a 80% version and a 'light' version which is only 72.5% :p

nothing really to see anymore...hurting a bit now but guessing due to localised trauma etc.
I know about Theo's 'medical abilities' as he pm'd me an interesting, if slightly unnerving thread about a 'self-circ'...-umsision. fascinating yet nothing I'd ever consider.

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nothing really to see anymore...hurting a bit now but guessing due to localised trauma etc.
I know about Theo's 'medical abilities' as he pm'd me an interesting, if slightly unnerving thread about a 'self-circ'...-umsision. fascinating yet nothing I'd ever consider.

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Decided against a self frenectomy, btw chap. Got an appointment in June sometime to have a look at getting it sorted. There'll be pics of the results, etc, sometime this week. So check back if you're interested :)

...morbid curiosity will no doubt compel me to seek out your result...
frenectomy...whats that and where's the bit that you remove? fren- something...?

Removal of the frenum :) The tissue that conjoins the shaft and the base of the glans.

Simple procedure, really, but there will be alot of bleeding, and suturing isn't one of my strong points.

ah...ok. yeah blood supply around there quite good. would be embarassing to be carted into A&E with your piece in your hands...tricky one to explain away "I was just doing a spot of gardening when all of a sudden a rabid mole leaped towards my trousers and-"
hmmm...tricky.

I couldn't do the self circ let alone a frenectomy tbh just ain't got the balls (no pun intended) did you get my pm about your scarification project though dude? be interested to see how its all healed up

Haven't checked my pms for ages! But I have it now :)

The scars have all turned a light grey/white, now, but I don't have any pics atm. I'll possibly shave my legs before I take the pictures of my pecker, and take pictures of my leg at the same time. There's a guy on the amen board who wants to see the cutting all healed up, too, so I'll probably make a post on there :>

I'd suggest you PM it to those who request as there might be people who aren't too keen on that kind of thing should you post it - even with warnings in the title; you know how people can be, if it says Warning Don't Look if You Are Squeemish - everyone who is will look :l

I won't be posting it on hexus :)

Kind of goes against the T&C :>

Scarification I can understand, I mean, it's similar to tatooing in a way, but self-circumcision?!? I mean, not that I'm short, but I (and the ladies) value that extra inch.

extra inch? my god man, how big is your foreskin???!!!!

That depends how much you are hacking off... #

Actually the average adult foreskin measures about 15 square inches of mobile skin and all the sensation that entails...

never cared to know that but thanks ;)

a pleasure :D