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    Catchphrase Bingo

    I regularly attend boring meetings where us managers have to listen to our directors trundling out the same old stuff. One of my colleagues has suggested we play "Catchphrase Bingo". We must have a list of around 50 catchphrases that are spewed out regularly at these meetings, so she suggested that we produce some bingo cards each with a random selection of these phrases. We can then mark them off as they arise and have prizes for a line and full house....should lighten proceedings?

    Typical phrases include...

    1) We must get it right
    2) Blue sky
    3) Looking forward
    4) Leverage the investment
    5) It's tough out there
    6) We must all work harder/longer
    7) We must do better
    8) Reduce overheads
    9) Increase sales


    ...then each Bingo card could also have a "golden phrase" square. If this is mentioned then you win immediately...such Phrase would be..

    1) You are all working hard
    2) Don't overdue it
    3) A good payrise is warranted
    4) It would be good if you all spent more time with your families.


    Anyone had a go at this, and how do you hide the fact you are playing this from the bosses?
    The Man with the Silver Spot

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    Re: Catchphrase Bingo

    You've missed a few like brainstorming, guestimate (my pet hate) and 'thinking outside the box'

    People who coin these terms deserve to be shot

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    Re: Catchphrase Bingo

    The best one I like is:

    "So you can have that done by the end of the day?"

    This is when they have just asked for 12 virtual servers all clustered and then serving external users who we have no idea who they are yet xD

    It's amazing how bad management are at times thinking anything we do can be done instantly at the click of a button.

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    Re: Catchphrase Bingo

    We call it buzzword bingo here and normally have stuff like:

    Facilitate
    Expedite
    Strategise
    Fast-track
    Deliverables
    Work-streams
    Synergy

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    Re: Catchphrase Bingo

    Expedite
    Moving forward
    Homogeneous
    Out of the box
    360-degree thinking
    Still optimistic
    New/green shoots
    High altitude view
    Drilling down
    In a nutshell
    Downsize

    and my most hated phrase

    110%
    [
    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzen
    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!

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    Re: Catchphrase Bingo

    I've got a meeting this afternoon. I'm standing in for my manager, who's on holiday, and whilst I understand what the topic is about, I don't quite have all the necessary back story on it or the authority to agree on anything. I think I'm just there to make sure our department doesn't get given any responsibilities

    I'm going to print all these off and put them in my notepad, ticking them off as I go...

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    Re: Catchphrase Bingo

    Also:

    "Singing from the same (hymn) sheet" and "All on the same page"

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    Re: Catchphrase Bingo

    We hear a lot of 'Synergistic opportunities' and 'xxxx paradigms' where xxxx can be anything from 'synergistic' to 'interoperability'.

    We used to play a similar game in the Middle East, where only 20% of us had English as a first language. We used to count the number of 'Benny Hill' jokes one could slip in without the others noticing. 'Slip in' being a useful phrase, and words such as 'rigid', 'stiff', 'erect', 'cock', 'toss' etc. all scoring a point. If you could slip in (tee hee) a double word score where two Benny hill words make a phrase, you get the square of the sum of the words. So 'rigid cock', for a ludicrous example, would have scored 2 squared = 4, and 'thrusting, but rigid, member' (of the club) would score 9.

    So adult.

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    Re: Catchphrase Bingo

    Quote Originally Posted by 0iD View Post

    and my most hated phrase

    110%
    The fun is to interept it literally, establish a "baseline" level of performance, then do 10% more than that. For example, I do 50 orders a day on a quite day, so if I get told to give 110% I simply do 55 orders.

    If they complain about it, I point out the maths at which point they wander off confused to find a more vulnerable target

    (\___/) (\___/) (\___/) (\___/) (\___/) (\___/) (\___/)
    (='.'=) (='.'=) (='.'=) (='.'=) (='.'=) (='.'=) (='.'=)
    (")_(") (")_(") (")_(") (")_(") (")_(") (")_(") (")_(")


    This is bunny and friends. He is fed up waiting for everyone to help him out, and decided to help himself instead!

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    Re: Catchphrase Bingo

    Squaring the circle, ducks in a line, etc etc. All phrases used by the mentally decrepid. I can't stand people full of such management speak and have got into trouble for laughing when someone started trotting out these meaningless phrases.

    My absolute hatred is saved for 'going forward', especially when used in:


    'in the future, going forward...'

    How the hell else were we going to get to the future. Morons.
    Not around too often!

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    Re: Catchphrase Bingo

    Quote Originally Posted by menthel View Post
    Morons
    If you can mark that off on the sheet, you win

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    Quote Originally Posted by menthel View Post
    How the hell else were we going to get to the future. Morons.


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    Re: Catchphrase Bingo

    Thinking outside the box
    Strategizing

    Other marketing made up guff
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    Re: Catchphrase Bingo

    well.. the favourite in my team was this phrase.. which I have to tell you is a TRUE phrase.. people USE it.

    Deep Dive

    If a product has an issue or a team fails for no visible reason.. a Deep Dive is required to see what went worng!

    If this phrase is used.. everyone has a pre dialled number on their phone and they all ring it. One person's phone then goes mental......

    it's a maximum pointer is a Deep Dive is followed by a Ducks in a Row.....

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    Re: Catchphrase Bingo

    oh.. and it's called bollocks bingo

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    Re: Catchphrase Bingo

    Well that was disappointing. I think I only got "looking forward" from the list above. I did get "off the shelf" and "strategy" though.

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