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    Sexual assualt hasn't been much funnier than this

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...st/8570398.stm

    tried to strike the officer on the head with his b=D when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way

    exposing his b=D and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck

    And semi nsfw (lyrics and some clips) of Chris Rock
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvVTnG87wbo
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    I do like a bit of hot crumpet

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    Re: Sexual assualt hasn't been much funnier than this

    It's Funkstar! .

    That is bloody funny though

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    Re: Sexual assualt hasn't been much funnier than this

    I nearly died laughing reading that !!

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    Re: Sexual assualt hasn't been much funnier than this

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    Re: Sexual assualt hasn't been much funnier than this

    Pmsl

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    Re: Sexual assualt hasn't been much funnier than this

    the Lithuanian had now quit binge drinking because of the incident
    I bet he has...

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    Re: Sexual assualt hasn't been much funnier than this

    So why was the female police officer was on her knees?

    Otherwise she is really short, and/or he is very tall for her face to be at his crotch level

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    Re: Sexual assualt hasn't been much funnier than this

    Quote Originally Posted by Flash477 View Post
    Otherwise she is really short, and/or he is very tall for her face to be at his crotch level
    Kind of what I'm wondering!
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    Re: Sexual assualt hasn't been much funnier than this

    or sitting....... or he was standing on the sofa....

    I nearly made the title "Policewoman cockblocks man, well dodges...."
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    Re: Sexual assualt hasn't been much funnier than this

    She should have got her truncheon out to compensate.....
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    Re: Sexual assualt hasn't been much funnier than this

    this thread can only end well at this point.
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    Re: Sexual assualt hasn't been much funnier than this

    Quote Originally Posted by shaithis View Post
    She should have got her truncheon out to compensate.....
    Pegging?
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    Re: Sexual assualt hasn't been much funnier than this

    Quote Originally Posted by TheAnimus View Post
    Kind of what I'm wondering!
    +1!
    What's the minimum height for a female officers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TooNice View Post
    What's the minimum height for a female officers?
    There isn't one? Or at least there shouldn't be, otherwise it'd be "height-ist".

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    Re: Sexual assualt hasn't been much funnier than this

    Quote Originally Posted by TooNice View Post
    +1!
    What's the minimum height for a female officers?
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    Re: Sexual assualt hasn't been much funnier than this

    Quote Originally Posted by matty-hodgson View Post
    There isn't one? Or at least there shouldn't be, otherwise it'd be "height-ist".
    Not really. As long as it is justifiable, employers can set minimums and maximums for things like that.

    There are clauses in employment and equal opportunity laws for these cases. For example, in general you cannot discriminate for gender, but you can if the job is of a medical nature and that person is needed to deal with a specific gender as well. For example an employer could specify a male nurse for a testicular cancer clinic. In that case equal opportunities laws do not apply. Or a simpler one, actors

    Same goes for minimum height, maximum weight, perhaps even maximum height or other physical attributes that would hinder them doing their job. Submariners have a maximum height, pilots in the army have a minimum height as well so they can reach certain things. My better half's brother failed to get into the army air corps because of his short arms (apparently)

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