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  1. 18-03-2010, 02:46 AM #1
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    Airbrushing - Now, it is actually a joke

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  2. 18-03-2010, 10:36 AM #2
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    Re: Airbrushing - Now, it is actually a joke

    So they removed 3 dots from her face? So what?
    Maybe her parents requested it?
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    Re: Airbrushing - Now, it is actually a joke

    I presume this is a Daily Fail story then...

    that 'airbrushed' image is ridiculously low quality - I call BS and would suggest it's someone with too much time on their hands creating a story on totally false basis, not that journalists do that, huh?
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  4. 18-03-2010, 11:00 AM #4
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  5. 18-03-2010, 11:12 AM #5
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    Re: Airbrushing - Now, it is actually a joke

    Quote Originally Posted by SammEl View Post
    Links are direct from the news story, so ThisisLondon.co.uk created that image.

    So what? Who cares of some dots, she got raped and murdered ffs
    she got raped and murdered, which we all know, which we've all read and which we all deplore of. I'm missing the point you're making though? Some moron has removed dots from her face. And?
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    Re: Airbrushing - Now, it is actually a joke

    Quote Originally Posted by SammEl View Post
    So what? Who cares of some dots, she got raped and murdered ffs
    you do, thats why we now have this thread
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    Re: Airbrushing - Now, it is actually a joke

    I'm not surprised, a LOT of photoshopping goes on with images, removing people in shot, enhancing the focus etc.

    Why is it so bad that one paper wants to show her without blemishes?
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  8. 18-03-2010, 11:26 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by finlay666 View Post
    Why is it so bad that one paper wants to show her without blemishes?
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    Re: Airbrushing - Now, it is actually a joke

    Quote Originally Posted by SammEl View Post
    Exactly.
    You made the thread. What the hell?
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    Re: Airbrushing - Now, it is actually a joke

    hurrrrr durrrrrr

    had to go back and check sammel was actually the thread starter.
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    Re: Airbrushing - Now, it is actually a joke

    Now im confused
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    Re: Airbrushing - Now, it is actually a joke

    why can't I find a nice

    Continuity Fail image?
    throw new ArgumentException (String, String, Exception)
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    Re: Airbrushing - Now, it is actually a joke

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    Re: Airbrushing - Now, it is actually a joke

    http://gossip.commongate.com/post/ce...r/photos/39234

    and

    http://gossip.commongate.com/post/ce...r/photos/39237

    and
    klets get rid of armpit folds and change hair colour shall we
    http://gossip.commongate.com/post/ce...r/photos/39233

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    just move your mouse over her face
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    Re: Airbrushing - Now, it is actually a joke

    http://glennferon.com/portfolio1/portfolio57.html

    try that one......

    and check the boobs, skin, freckled saggy cleavage, baggy clothes, spots etc on this one...move ya mouse over the pictures

    http://glennferon.com/portfolio1/portfolio62.html

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    Re: Airbrushing - Now, it is actually a joke

    Can professional photographers no longer light an image correctly? Or is the real world *actually* that grey and boring and we all invent the nice bright colours ourselves?
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