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    So it happened.

    You know those full body scanners, that apparently aren't able to detect most explosives very well?

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...y-scanner.html

    Well some security guard has already been using them for perving.

    Great eh!
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    Re: So it happened.

    "She had entered the X-ray machine by mistake"

    Of course she did.
    |Kata: "Read title as 'fisting'. Not sure why I clicked. Relieved, really."|
    |TAKTAK: "It was so small that mine wouldn't fit into it"|

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    Re: So it happened.

    "Oh my, I was trying to walk away from the machine, but walked into it instead"

    This, ladies and gentlemen, the lady responsible for your safety in the air.

    In related news: not greatly surprised by perving.

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    Re: So it happened.

    Is anyone surprised? Maybe they should be staffed by nuns

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    Re: So it happened.

    Nuns is a good plan. Let's get nuns!

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    Re: So it happened.

    Quote Originally Posted by matty-hodgson View Post
    Nuns is a good plan. Let's get nuns!
    I think he means to staff the machines Matty, not to be scanned
    |Kata: "Read title as 'fisting'. Not sure why I clicked. Relieved, really."|
    |TAKTAK: "It was so small that mine wouldn't fit into it"|

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    Re: So it happened.

    Quote Originally Posted by mycarsavw View Post
    I think he means to staff the machines Matty, not to be scanned
    Ewwww... Have you ever tried pulling a cheese toasty apart?

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    Re: So it happened.

    Quote Originally Posted by matty-hodgson View Post
    Ewwww... Have you ever tried pulling a cheese toasty apart?
    *Puts breakfast aside* :/

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    Re: So it happened.

    nuns must wash Shirly
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
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    Re: So it happened.

    lol: "I'm totally traumatised. I've spoken to the police about it. I'm in too much of a state to go to work."

    I.E. "One of my colleagues made a lewd comment - I'm off on holiday for a fortnight. And I'll try to make a mint by selling my story to the Sun. Maybe I'll go on Jeremy Kyle about it."

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    Re: So it happened.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kata View Post
    "Oh my, I was trying to walk away from the machine, but walked into it instead"

    This, ladies and gentlemen, the lady responsible for your safety in the air.
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    Re: So it happened.

    She seems a bit pathetic tbh...

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    Re: So it happened.

    Woman with huge boobs in sun story shocker...

    ffs...

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    Re: So it happened.

    So how long before she poses with her baps out for the sun?
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    Re: So it happened.

    Quote Originally Posted by TheAnimus View Post
    So how long before she poses with her baps out for the sun?


    If she does, don't share it, please
    |Kata: "Read title as 'fisting'. Not sure why I clicked. Relieved, really."|
    |TAKTAK: "It was so small that mine wouldn't fit into it"|

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    Re: So it happened.

    if anything the scanner is going to flatter her - by omitting any saggyness that may be present with actual nudity
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
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