You know your card number off by heart :)
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You know your card number off by heart :)
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you know the security number on the back of ur credit card off by heart!
(i know my CC number cos i use telephone banking :p)
me 2, damnit
ive ordered too much stuff lately
you have your number stored wth most of the online IT shops....
exactly, shows how many companies he must have bought stuff from to memorize it, not a good sign :PQuote:
Originally Posted by TeePee
i'll try harder lads!
ordering from ocuk can be done so fast now, i'm real good at it!
...you have collected enough loyalty points in your account to afford an entirely new PC, fully kitted out with ati9800 and tft monitor...
So true, i remember my mums credit card details off by heard now
;)
...the citilink/royal mail/ups/dhl Man knows your name off by heart.
used to have that one...
you know something's wrong when you know all the details on your parent's credit card but can't remember a single digit of your own card.
probably fancied you though to be fair to him ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by tiggerai
when the company you buy from online sends you £30 gift voucher for being a 'good' customer.
:rolleyes:
when ebuyer sorts out your RMA'ed stuff immediately because your now a "preferred customer" :D
when you get "support" from ocuk instantly
When you take 20 secs to make a order at play.com
But there system allows you to do that, anyone can make an order in 20 seconds ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Apex
My mum:
When an international company classes her as a top 100 customer. And gives her loads of money off *every* order.
She knows all her details off by heart.
When you have a shopping folder in your favorites and its bigger than all you other links combined.
When the couriers have sympathy for you every time you need to RMA something...lol
When you have to sign up for online banking to keep check on your spending because you've already knocked a grand of your limit since your statement last month :eek: :( :rolleyes:
Couriers buy a van dedicated to you.
When you go shopping in the real world you try and click on the items on the shelves to add them to your basket.
you ask a real-world shop assistant if they're on a secure server before giving them your card...
you check your real life receipts to make sure they have a "can we pass ur details on to our related companies" box
You try and print a screenshot of your trolley to use as proof of purchase.
you ask where the lucky dip section is
you go into a real shop, fill your basket, chat to someone you know for 5 minutes and when you get to the checkout some blighter nicked your goods when you weren't looking and your baskets empty.
m@
ROFL :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Deckard
You invite the courier down the pub as your know them so well
Hahah that made me laugh my *socks* off....Quote:
Originally Posted by Joel
You certainly would have to spend too much time online for that ;)
Ben :D
You ask the newsagent for next day delivery when buying a pack of cigarettes.
...You have a list of passwords and cookies as long as a piece of string. If you clear your cookies your probably screwed!
You go into Sainsbury's and 'bid' on a pack of peppers....
....then check back every hour to see if anyone's offered more
Your mother gets a phone call from the credit card company thinking that someone is using her card for fraudulant activities (it was me ordering stuff online(that she did know about b4 u ask).
in the real world you first ask for an RMA before actually handing over the disfunctional goods...
You shop online at Sainsbury's... from a public access terminal IN Sainsbury's....
(and yes,... I REALLY have done this!)
god, I'm such a sad man.....
thats borderline lazy...i mean, you did walk to sainsburys in the first place but then don't actually do any of the walking round shopping part...!
ROFL that last ones funny.
Quote:
Originally Posted by shiato storm
lol, what's worse is that I WORK for Sainsbury's.... I'm there for 9 hours of a day, everyday!
omg... mate.. thats bad... :D but terribly funny ;)
hehehe! ok, well i guess ordering on-line whilst still there allows you to check up on who ever it is that scurries round picking things off the selves right?...!
You get invited to the ebuyer christmas party
Your homepage is the daily specials.
The majority of emails you recieve are newletter and monthly rubbish from online shops.