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    philosophies of a six year old lad

    my six year old son has had me in stitches of laughter with a couple of his little wise cracks
    it all started when we were watching the newcastle v chelsea footy match
    shearer was on the floor when a chelsea player stood on his nuts my son laughed (remember hes only 6) and said dad would he score 2 goals for kicking
    those 2 balls i was in stitches this was followed a few moments later by
    dad isnt the most important part of rugby football hurting the other players that just cracked me up but then on the way home from school tonight he came out with
    dad isnt it good that there was a world war cos if there wasnt we wouldnt have cool games like call of duty and unreal tournament to play would we
    so who says games arent good for you and dont help with education lol
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    I take it neither he nor yourself had any philosophies on punctuation?

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    Quote Originally Posted by headbrace
    I take it neither he nor yourself had any philosophies on punctuation?
    Harsh!

    But fair.

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    i don't think 6 year olds are taught punctuation !! and it was me who typed it out so i guess im to blame then thanks for the tips maybe next time ill think a little harder before sharing my thoughts etc cos i dont like being marked for stuff like that !!!!
    sad sad
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    aww, you've been training him up well ...

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    CrapshoT dont worry mate not all of us are so far up are own behinds we have to go out of our way to point out others mistakes.

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    My six year old asked me why the sky was blue...

    So after explaining about the polarisation of light, refarction of light and filtering by different layers of the pure white light provided by the sun, the moisture content and atmosphere thickness etc etc ...... she looked all puzzled and never asked me anything again...










    which was nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M@rco
    CrapshoT dont worry mate not all of us are so far up are own behinds we have to go out of our way to point out others mistakes.
    no worries ive calmed down now lol just a bit cheesed at a kid half my age telling me off about my punctuation lol now if i knew i was going to be
    marked on my paragraph ....... no wonder they have a few posts lol
    Last edited by CrapshoT; 26-04-2004 at 07:27 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deckard
    My six year old asked me why the sky was blue...

    So after explaining about the polarisation of light, refarction of light and filtering by different layers of the pure white light provided by the sun, the moisture content and atmosphere thickness etc etc ...... she looked all puzzled and never asked me anything again...










    which was nice.

    lol i must remember this one next time theres a rainbow
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deckard
    My six year old asked me why the sky was blue...

    So after explaining about the polarisation of light, refarction of light and filtering by different layers of the pure white light provided by the sun, the moisture content and atmosphere thickness etc etc ...... she looked all puzzled and never asked me anything again...

    which was nice.
    He he!!!!
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    Talking of hexus bbq's?

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    aye, whens the next one gonna be guys?

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    That's funny, i never knew why the sky was blue :/

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    well, its also the same for why water looks blue too...all the other wavelengths of light are absorbed leaving blue!
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    i thought it was the reflection of the sky?

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