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    Interview fail

    Well the past week I have been revising topics for an interview for an overseas position with a very large software company, one of the top 3 if you had to pick names.

    This company is also notorious for being VERY challenging with the choice of questions they ask interviewees, from the highly technical to the esoteric.

    So I have spent the past few days being busy and learning a wide range of topics from algorithms and computational time measurement metrics to data sets, tree/graph traversal and discrete mathematics to logical puzzles and processes/threads.

    Got myself all set up for the interview tonight, ready to go then re-checked the email.

    It's next monday not today



    On the plus side at least it wasnt me getting ready next week to find out it was this week!
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    Re: Interview fail

    Fail of the year so far?
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    Re: Interview fail

    Oh well, never a bad thing to be prepared in advance.

    Good luck for the real thing when it comes around!

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    Re: Interview fail

    it's a FAIL... but WIN! situation tho
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    On the plus side at least it wasnt me getting ready next week to find out it was this week!
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    Re: Interview fail

    You shouldn't get the job on the simple fact you cant read properly

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    Re: Interview fail

    Quote Originally Posted by mikemikemi View Post
    Oh well, never a bad thing to be prepared in advance.

    Good luck for the real thing when it comes around!
    If I was getting ready for it next week and it was today I'd say possibly.

    It's in my top 10 currently, along with printing an assignment at home then going in to uni to submit an assignment (as it takes a long time to get a machine that can access a printer) only to have left the assignment at home

    Quote Originally Posted by [GSV]Trig View Post
    You shouldn't get the job on the simple fact you cant read properly
    I can read properly.... I just chose to read the wrong date on the email, there were 2..... I think it started from entering the calendar event into my phone wrong and just having my mind on other things like personal projects, dissertation etc
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    Re: Interview fail

    They hire a team of psyco analyst people to brainwash you with confusing emails. Well done you've passed the first test and should get there on the right date!

    Hang on, you sure you got the right date?

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    Re: Interview fail

    I did that once, although at least you didn't make the misstake that I did. I turned up to the interview a week too early !!

    At least it showed I wanted the job.

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    Re: Interview fail

    At least you weren't this guy...(I think it was a guy anyway!)



    Genuine pic from my friend whos employer is recruiting! Can't see it? Look under responsibilities at the bottom!
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    Re: Interview fail

    Now that is just full of FAIL !

    I mean seriously why would you put that on a CV ?

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    Re: Interview fail

    haha, methinks he didn't do it himself!

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    keeping a tidying workspace

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    Re: Interview fail

    Quote Originally Posted by 0iD View Post
    ....

    Would have been FAIL of the century
    Not really. That would be getting ready for it this week to find out it was last week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saracen View Post
    Not really. That would be getting ready for it this week to find out it was last week.
    What is it with you eh? just got to be nit-picky don't we....

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    Re: Interview fail

    whats the chances when you re-check again you got it right the first time?
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    Re: Interview fail

    I wounder if that counts as solicitation?
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