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    Wii Fit accident turns woman into sex addict.

    Can't be bad, eh?

    A woman from Manchester is blaming an accident on her Wii Fit board for giving her a raging appetite for sex.
    Full Article: http://www.techradar.com/news/gaming...-addict-683793

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    Re: Wii Fit accident turns woman into sex addict.

    I only have one problem with that story...

    according to the Daily Star,


    Anyway, I'm off to flick through a telephone directory...

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    Re: Wii Fit accident turns woman into sex addict.

    Is there a man de-flowers here? I need a man de-flowers....

    Sounds like a prank call to me.
    throw new ArgumentException (String, String, Exception)

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    Re: Wii Fit accident turns woman into sex addict.

    Quote Originally Posted by scaryjim View Post
    I only have one problem with that story...

    You picked the wrong problem...

    A woman from Manchester
    Basically she was one before hand but now has an excuse to tell the other half.
    "I've heard there is a common problem with this item from forums" - If you read some forums they believe Elvis was abducted by aliens, doesn't mean it's true.

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    Re: Wii Fit accident turns woman into sex addict.

    Buy her a rabbit, end of story!

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    Re: Wii Fit accident turns woman into sex addict.

    it's obviously a viral marketing campaign from nintendo so men run out and buy wii fit to turn their wags into nympho's

    there was a similar one with some girl playing wii tennis or something in her panties

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    Re: Wii Fit accident turns woman into sex addict.

    Quote Originally Posted by MaddAussie View Post
    Buy her a rabbit, end of story!
    Put the bunny back in the box
    We're only here for the Banter - The Luvvies - Chewin' The Fat

    Violence and Lubrication is the solution to fixing everything, if it still doesn't work, you need more lubrication.

    Quote Originally Posted by this_is_gav View Post
    How do you change the height of them?

    I've just had a quick fiddle with the knob at the front :\

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    Re: Wii Fit accident turns woman into sex addict.

    I notice that they fail to include a picture of the lady in question...

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    Re: Wii Fit accident turns woman into sex addict.

    Munter alert?

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    Re: Wii Fit accident turns woman into sex addict.

    Well, she is from Manchester, home of the phrase "moose hurling"...

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    Re: Wii Fit accident turns woman into sex addict.

    |Kata: "Read title as 'fisting'. Not sure why I clicked. Relieved, really."|
    |TAKTAK: "It was so small that mine wouldn't fit into it"|

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    Re: Wii Fit accident turns woman into sex addict.

    I can't believe that this is the situation the world has gotten to, that real life can actually agree to print these and people go out and buy that crap, otherwise I also agree that WII fits should now be giving out free for no reason.

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    Re: Wii Fit accident turns woman into sex addict.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kata View Post
    I notice that they fail to include a picture of the lady in question...
    Then you'll need a copy of Nuts or Loaded

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    Re: Wii Fit accident turns woman into sex addict.

    I'll quote /.

    Woman Claims Nerve Damage Caused Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome. Doctors Unsurprised.

    Woman Further Claims That Falling On The Floor Can Cause Nerve Damage. Doctors Still Unsurprised.

    Woman Then Observes That Balancing On A Small Piece Of Plastic Can Result In Falling On The Floor. Doctors Remain Unsurprised.

    Hey, you know what else can "cause" persistent sexual arousal syndrome? Basically anything.

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    Re: Wii Fit accident turns woman into sex addict.

    Quote Originally Posted by Whiternoise View Post
    ...Hey, you know what else can "cause" persistent sexual arousal syndrome?.....
    Being male?

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    Re: Wii Fit accident turns woman into sex addict.

    I'd hit it....


    ...with a stick

    Sorry, was that inappropriate?

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