I don't usually bother to read the local freesheet, but my wife bunged it in the conservatory to use for cat litter tray lining, and I couldn't help but notice the front page story. Here it is:
http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/80...vedere_mother/
"had drank some of the milk". LOL- I'd be asking for a refund on your journalism degree there TBH.Originally Posted by News Shopper
Anyway: this is how modern milk production works. The cow's udders are cleaned quite carefully, then the automatic milking machine is attached. Worms, in my experience, tend not to climb up cows and attach themselves to the udder. After the milk has been extracted from the cow, it's taken in large tanks to a processing facility where it's carefully filtered, before being pasteurised, which involves heating it briefly to over 70C, in small tubes which are necessary for precise heat control. Then it's bottled in an automatic process.
Hmm. Could possibly be mud?“I saw some black particles floating in it
Oh. Oh right. There's absolutely no question that the worm was put there by the Co-Op then.The couple, who also have a two-year-old daughter
....and out of brains.The 45-year-old, who is currently out of work
I get to bust these out so rarely: