Promiscuous women cause earthquakes.

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Promiscuous women are responsible for earthquakes, a senior Iranian cleric has said.

Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi told worshippers in Tehran last Friday that they had to stick to strict codes of modesty to protect themselves.

"Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes," he said.

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/mid...st/8631775.stm

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Earthquakes? Well they have caused me to faulter

So if we ship over a plane load of page 3 models in bikinis (or not :naughty:) then 'god' will wipe Tehran off the face of the planet...?

Promiscuous women cause earthquakes?

I'd say it depends how strong the floor is.

I honestly am lost for words.

In this day and age are there really people so backwards that they believe this tripe?

It gives a new meaning to the phrase "Did the earth move for you?"

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Originally Posted by Salazaar

So if we ship over a plane load of page 3 models in bikinis (or not :naughty:) then 'god' will wipe Tehran off the face of the planet...?

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:thumbsup: i fully support this initiative with my hands

You know, this could just be a mistranslation. I kinda hope it isn't, but it could be...

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Originally Posted by GheeTsar

It gives a new meaning to the phrase "Did the earth move for you?"

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Beat me to it :P

this could be the answer to our problems in afghanistan

I thought the earthquakes were sent because god hates cigarettes.

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Originally Posted by TeePee

I thought the earthquakes were sent because god hates cigarettes.

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No, I think you misunderstand those who claim "god hates fags"

They missed a word from the translation -

OBESE Promiscuous women cause earthquakes

.....hurriedly books a flight to Iceland, sod Earthquakes, those Icelandic women are making the Earth come!! :) :)

why doesn't Newcastle get more earth quakes?

because god only thinks it is sinful if the girl is potentially marriage material, the slag heap doesn't worry him so much.

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Originally Posted by Loony Cleric

"Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes,"

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I followed the logic right up to the 'which increases earthquakes' step.

This is why religions need to be stamped out, they encourage idiocy.

The sooner they get nuclear weapons then the safer the world will be.

In other news, chickens cause homosexuality. And baldness. Damn, wish I'd known earlier:(.