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    Promiscuous women cause earthquakes.

    Promiscuous women are responsible for earthquakes, a senior Iranian cleric has said.

    Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi told worshippers in Tehran last Friday that they had to stick to strict codes of modesty to protect themselves.

    "Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes," he said.
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/mid...st/8631775.stm


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    Re: Promiscuous women cause earthquakes.

    Earthquakes? Well they have caused me to faulter
    throw new ArgumentException (String, String, Exception)

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    Re: Promiscuous women cause earthquakes.

    So if we ship over a plane load of page 3 models in bikinis (or not ) then 'god' will wipe Tehran off the face of the planet...?
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    Re: Promiscuous women cause earthquakes.

    Promiscuous women cause earthquakes?

    I'd say it depends how strong the floor is.

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    Re: Promiscuous women cause earthquakes.

    I honestly am lost for words.

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    Re: Promiscuous women cause earthquakes.

    In this day and age are there really people so backwards that they believe this tripe?

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    Re: Promiscuous women cause earthquakes.

    It gives a new meaning to the phrase "Did the earth move for you?"

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    Re: Promiscuous women cause earthquakes.

    Quote Originally Posted by Salazaar View Post
    So if we ship over a plane load of page 3 models in bikinis (or not ) then 'god' will wipe Tehran off the face of the planet...?
    i fully support this initiative with my hands
    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
    Do not be drunk with wine, which will ruin you, but be filled with the Spirit
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    Re: Promiscuous women cause earthquakes.

    You know, this could just be a mistranslation. I kinda hope it isn't, but it could be...

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    Re: Promiscuous women cause earthquakes.

    Quote Originally Posted by GheeTsar View Post
    It gives a new meaning to the phrase "Did the earth move for you?"
    Beat me to it

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    Re: Promiscuous women cause earthquakes.

    this could be the answer to our problems in afghanistan
    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    now that i think about the word "throttled" in a certain light... its not so far different to strangled really

    our boiler broke so we has no heating or hot water, this is the bloody result ^^

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    Re: Promiscuous women cause earthquakes.

    I thought the earthquakes were sent because god hates cigarettes.

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    Re: Promiscuous women cause earthquakes.

    Quote Originally Posted by TeePee View Post
    I thought the earthquakes were sent because god hates cigarettes.
    No, I think you misunderstand those who claim "god hates fags"

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    Re: Promiscuous women cause earthquakes.

    They missed a word from the translation -

    OBESE Promiscuous women cause earthquakes

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    Re: Promiscuous women cause earthquakes.

    .....hurriedly books a flight to Iceland, sod Earthquakes, those Icelandic women are making the Earth come!!

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    Re: Promiscuous women cause earthquakes.

    why doesn't Newcastle get more earth quakes?
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