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    The Bumwad Apocalypse!!!!!

    I just spotted this on El Reg.

    Apparently, along with petrochemical products, we're dooming ourselves to a future without bog roll!
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    Re: The Bumwad Apocalypse!!!!!

    Maybe this explains the French flag incident...

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    Re: The Bumwad Apocalypse!!!!!

    The thing is that they are comparing the amount of paper available in China, but I always thought they just used these: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet

    Failing that, anyone know how to use the three sea shells

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    Re: The Bumwad Apocalypse!!!!!

    Ooh get him with the Stallone reference...
    Quote Originally Posted by Dareos View Post
    "OH OOOOHH oOOHHHHHHHOOHHHHHHH FILL ME WITH YOUR.... eeww not the stuff from the lab"

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    Re: The Bumwad Apocalypse!!!!!

    Before there was toilet paper people probably used wild animals. We could revert to that.

    (Thanks Evilmunky)
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    Re: The Bumwad Apocalypse!!!!!

    I don't know how to use the 3 sea shells. Does that mean I can start swearing?

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    Re: The Bumwad Apocalypse!!!!!

    lego batman you are fined 30 credits for obscure film references.

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    Re: The Bumwad Apocalypse!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Brucelles View Post
    Before there was toilet paper people probably used wild animals. We could revert to that.
    With your signature image, that's all kind of wrong
    A signature? Oh... Okay...
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    Re: The Bumwad Apocalypse!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Pyrii View Post
    With your signature image, that's all kind of wrong
    Why else do you think some have that brown tint to their fur

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    Re: The Bumwad Apocalypse!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Flash477 View Post
    Why else do you think some have that brown tint to their fur

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    Re: The Bumwad Apocalypse!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Flash477 View Post
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    Failing that, anyone know how to use the three sea shells
    That was the first thing that popped into my head reading that article too!!
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