In the interest of National Security

[5lab]

>In the interest of National Security.....................
>
>We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman naked,
>other than his wife, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So,
>this Saturday at 4.00 all women living in England are asked to walk out
>of their houses, completely naked, to help weed out any neighbourhood
>terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
>antiterrorist effort.
>
>All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
>houses to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think
>it's okay to see nude women other than their wives and to show support
>for all English women.
>
>And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack
>of Stella at your side would be a further proof of your anti-Taliban
>sentiment.
>
>The Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
>applauds your participation in this antiterrorist activity.
>
>IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.

[Shad]

Haha nice one

[GreenPiggy]

I shall be prepared, pity I don't still live in a student area:-(

[directhex]

people still see the taliban as a bogeyman? ffs, the taliban is gone. after the US stopped giving them military aid, it was only a matter of time.

the levels of afghan heroin on the market today indicate just how gone they are - from almost none under the taliban to the biggest producer in the world today.

[Kezzer]

hexxeh, don't take things so seriously. It was a joke, you're meant to sit back and find your humourous side.

Very funny though yah

[shiato storm]

hehe, i'll be there on the day to hand out refreshing cold drinks...
[i'll try not to spill any ice, though the temptation will be great]

[Blub2k]

Best idea I have ever heard in the "war on terror"

[Stubzz]

Think I'll give this a miss, you aint seen the girls around here (especially the neighbours )

[Blub2k]

hey a nekkid woman is a nekkid woman dont knock em or before you know it they may stop gettin nekkid, any oppurtunity to see nekkid woman (legal of course) should be taken just in case you go blind tomorrow, although this paradoxically may increase the chances of blindness.......