Bad Translator!

[finlay666]

http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php

Translates from English and back again with a number of languages and then gives you the result


So far I have gotten:

"look at my horse, my horse is amazing"

...54 translations later we get:

"Your own style for more information on how to do business."

"Should pandas be allowed at the next LAN party?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Panda, P ', the government or not. ""

"what should I do tomorrow"

...54 translations later we get:

"Estimate yesterday."

"You shall not pass!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Of course not!"

[SiM]

"poontang"

...10 translations later we get:

"poontang"

universal language?

[CAT-THE-FIFTH]

Hexus after 54 translations is translated as Hexus.

Mother is translated as asylum.

Father is translated as bull.

[Salazaar]

"My hovercraft is full of eels"

...54 translations later we get:

"Hobakurafutounagi also"


"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

...54 translations later we get:

"I have to say?"

[HSK]

"I have a jar of pickles."

...54 translations later we get:

"Government"

aha.

[alsenior]

"poontang"

...10 translations later we get:

"poontang"

universal language?

"poontang"

...54 translations later we get:

"Until of."

[kalniel]

Salazaar beat me to it

[Allen]

"Google has admitted that for the past three years it has wrongly collected information people have sent over unencrypted wi-fi networks."

...54 translations later we get:

"Google is more than three years of data points - Access to Weepy."

[TAKTAK]

"Hide the sausage"

...10 translations later we get:

"Hide the sausage"

A universal game for the whole family

[TAKTAK]

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

...54 translations later we get:

"Magic technology."

[peterb]

Works with a foreign language input..

"La plume de ma tante"

...10 translations later we get:

"Auntie has 12"

[Lucio]

"I am slowly going insane"

to

"Finally, very bad"

[Rob_B]

I used to do this years ago, it's much faster not having to do it manually!

"we are the knights who say, ni!"

...54 translations later we get:

"This is my morning."

[father smurf]

"I continued to build in Texas, became the company plans, communicate them carefully, "My Baby I (love) LoveGame intuitive knife game of cards, and I in him, a link to the game"

(I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas please Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me (I love it) LoveGame intuition play the cards with Spades to start And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart" - Poker Face - Lady Gaga)

[Gerrard]

Hello -> Search
Goodbye -> Hi (Hebrew caused the flip )
Politician -> Music (was Bollywood briefly! )

[Haiku32]

Original text: "I've had a little bit too much, much. All of the people start to rush, start to rush by. How does he twist the dance? Can't find a drink, oh man. Where are my keys? I lost my phone, phone"

...54 translations later we get:

"I am not small, Eventually Causing the blank? Drinks with friends. One of them? Phone"

Lady GaGa lyrics turn out ridiculous every time.