And Parm, 'cos we're here in Taiwan with Luke and Nick to bring you shedload of stories and videos from Computex 2010.
Yes, that's right, they've let me out of the development dungeon and out into the real world; a world where the word "sleep" doesn't exist and the hall floor is bathed in crazy heat.
So you better be viewing our coverage and telling others to as well, or else I'll get on a flight back the UK to stand behind you and make you do it