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    Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!! (true story)

    Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!! (true story)

    Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity.

    The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

    British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains.

    Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the British engineers.

    When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an Arrow shot from a bow.

    The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the

    US scientists for suggestions.

    NASA responded with a one-line memo: "Defrost the chicken."

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    Hahaha classic
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    rofl, genius


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    Read that a year ago - It doesn't get any less funny though!
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    read that 2 years ago if not longer, was other way round though, NASA borrowing the gun from someone else. Still funny though!

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    hehe thats wickedy cool!
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    lol nice one, never read that one before

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    hehe, yeah i heard it the other way round...silly yanks.
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    Great story...if its true then it should go down as the 'ultimate' school-boy error!
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    http://www.snopes.com/science/cannon.htm

    Doubtful if it ever actually happened, but still funny never the less
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    Of course it never happened - any funny story that says "true story" in the title, never actually happened

    Funny none the less.

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    Heard it before.

    Thought it was BAe that lent the machine to the developers of the Intercity 125 (the train with the sloping ends).

    If it ever happened

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    Last time I heard that it was us sending the yanks the cannon....

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    I heard that it was the americans that made the silly mistake (lets face it its more likely to be them isnt it?)
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