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    No Mother, You don't go blind (mature themes)

    http://www.metro.co.uk/news/834548-n...-watching-porn



    YOU DIE!

    Nichola Paginton, 30, probably died due to her state of sexual excitement, a pathologist testified.
    Remember that kids.
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    Re: No Mother, You don't go blind (mature themes)

    I would of given her a hand.

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    Re: No Mother, You don't go blind (mature themes)

    I wonder if the laptop on her chest had anything to do with it?

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    Re: No Mother, You don't go blind (mature themes)

    what a waste.... she looks pretty hot too
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    Re: No Mother, You don't go blind (mature themes)

    that's why it is your civic duty to always lend a helping hand.
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    Re: No Mother, You don't go blind (mature themes)

    Obviously the jump start failed !

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    Re: No Mother, You don't go blind (mature themes)

    Dear Lord, how big was her "toy"? She must have had it plugged into the mains...

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    Re: No Mother, You don't go blind (mature themes)

    Quote Originally Posted by santa claus View Post
    Dear Lord, how big was her "toy"? She must have had it plugged into the mains...
    I can't be the only one thinking of that XFX advert now then
    Kalniel: "Nice review Tarinder - would it be possible to get a picture of the case when the components are installed (with the side off obviously)?"
    CAT-THE-FIFTH: "The Antec 300 is a case which has an understated and clean appearance which many people like. Not everyone is into e-peen looking computers which look like a cross between the imagination of a hyperactive 10 year old and a Frog."
    TKPeters: "Off to AVForum better Deal - £20+Vat for Free Shipping @ Scan"
    for all intents it seems to be the same card minus some gays name on it and a shielded cover ? with OEM added to it - GoNz0.

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    Re: No Mother, You don't go blind (mature themes)

    Quote Originally Posted by Terbinator View Post
    I can't be the only one thinking of that XFX advert now then
    Hahaaaaaaar! Nice one - just saw it for the first time.

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    Re: No Mother, You don't go blind (mature themes)

    Well to be fair, she got off before she got off

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    Re: No Mother, You don't go blind (mature themes)

    Have they nothing better to do than report this as news, bad as the BBC
    Someone left a note on a piece of cake in the fridge that said, "Do not eat!". I ate the cake and left a note saying, "Yuck, who the hell eats paper ?

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    Re: No Mother, You don't go blind (mature themes)

    Quote Originally Posted by Terbinator View Post
    I can't be the only one thinking of that XFX advert now then
    Quote Originally Posted by santa claus View Post
    Hahaaaaaaar! Nice one - just saw it for the first time.
    Hadn't seen that before either... Quality!

    (though I do feel a bit bad for laughing at someone kicking the bucket... still - there are worse ways to go and all that)
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    Re: No Mother, You don't go blind (mature themes)

    Quote Originally Posted by Barry View Post
    Have they nothing better to do than report this as news, bad as the BBC
    Your obviously new to The Metro. Its kinda like the Sun, only for people who can read, and its not like the Guardian because many of its readers would get annoyed reading the same old partisan tripe. So, its a free paper that cheers you up, with a healthy mix of bias towards all sides.
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    Re: No Mother, You don't go blind (mature themes)

    Paul the psychic octopus FTW!

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    Re: No Mother, You don't go blind (mature themes)

    Quote Originally Posted by tiggerai View Post
    Paul the psychic octopus FTW!
    Not quite sure what that has to do with the subject of death by over excited self stimulation.

    unless someone has got on the marketing bandwagon pretty damn fast, and you can buy some kind of strange toy (not sure how it would work!) that is 'pyschic' and knows when u've had too much or something.....
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    Re: No Mother, You don't go blind (mature themes)

    She was described anti-depressants

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