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    Red face Epic lol @ this poor dude

    A man claims he lost his virginity at 17 to a woman who said she was 28 - but actually was 63 - when they met on the "I Love Older Women" Internet site.

    http://www.courthousenews.com/2010/07/14/28801.htm

    "Now, after a 12-year relationship and 3 years of marriage, he says his late wife's son is trying to do him out of life insurance money and property he shared with his late wife."
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    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!

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    Re: Epic lol @ this poor dude

    wow that is pretty epic for sure!

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    Re: Epic lol @ this poor dude

    Ttiuwp
    throw new ArgumentException (String, String, Exception)

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    Re: Epic lol @ this poor dude

    Quote Originally Posted by TheAnimus View Post
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    Why does it need pictures?

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    Re: Epic lol @ this poor dude

    Quote Originally Posted by razer121 View Post
    Why does it need pictures?
    dont you like older women? dont you want to look at 60year olds who look in their 20's?

    all im saying is, yes there are some attractive pensioners about and i dont mind chatting with them

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheAnimus View Post
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    I think it's JUUUUUUUST fine as it is there, actually, TA...

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    Re: Epic lol @ this poor dude

    This fella also deserves a WFT? award

    Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile.
    A drunk man who climbed into a crocodile enclosure in Australia and attempted to ride a 5m (16ft) long crocodile has survived his encounter.
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    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!

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    Re: Epic lol @ this poor dude

    No, i do not want to see her..i cannot belive she would look hot....

    btw 0iD that was lucky for him. that is all

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    Carol Vordermans getting on, but she'd still get it....

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    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!

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    Re: Epic lol @ this poor dude

    How the hell did the 17 year old not realize that the lady was 63??? Is makeup that advanced these days?

    Its his fault for going into dodgy websites as well!

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    Re: Epic lol @ this poor dude

    TBH, logic dictates that the age of the users on a site with a name such as ""I Love Older Women"" is going to be extremely elevated...



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    Re: Epic lol @ this poor dude

    Its not a case of makeup, yeah ok you can cover up on the face but surely the rest of the body is going to look, well, baggy...

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    Re: Epic lol @ this poor dude

    we all get old ....

    Just you wait till your balls hang below yer knees and your wife is *that* woman
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