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    Angry Do cold callers annoy you too

    They call you up at random or turn up on your door pimping this or that worthy cause or trying to sell you crap you don't need.

    Then they expect you to give them your bank details on the doorstep or whatever and are harder to get rid of then chewing gum on the sole of your pumps.

    Why do they not read the sign on the door that says "No cold callers"???
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    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!

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    Re: Do cold callers annoy you too

    don't wear pumps, you aren't in primary school anymore
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    Re: Do cold callers annoy you too

    I wore plimsolls in primary school
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    Re: Do cold callers annoy you too

    Quote Originally Posted by 0iD View Post
    They call you up at random or turn up on your door pimping this or that worthy cause or trying to sell you crap you don't need.

    Then they expect you to give them your bank details on the doorstep or whatever and are harder to get rid of then chewing gum on the sole of your pumps.

    Why do they not read the sign on the door that says "No cold callers"???
    Try 'hot callers only'

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    Re: Do cold callers annoy you too

    Quote Originally Posted by 0iD View Post
    Do cold callers annoy you too
    Luckily no, as generally never answer the door unless we are expecting anyone

    It works well, but of course if expecting a delivery or something they can catch you out damn them!!

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    Re: Do cold callers annoy you too

    We never get them round here to be honest, don't know why. Glad to be honest, I would probably get irritated by it fairly rapidly.

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    Re: Do cold callers annoy you too

    chuggers are worst

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    Re: Do cold callers annoy you too

    One advantage of living in a block of flats, they buzz at the main entrance and don't get anywhere near my door!

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    Re: Do cold callers annoy you too

    Quote Originally Posted by jimbouk View Post
    One advantage of living in a block of flats, they buzz at the main entrance and don't get anywhere near my door!
    We dont seem to get them in Maidenhead but that would be the same for me!

    Put an additional sign directly underneath it saying 'Vicious Dogs' or something

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    Re: Do cold callers annoy you too

    Answer the door, as they begin to speak and reveal themselves as a cold caller/JW, thank them and just close the door.

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    Re: Do cold callers annoy you too

    I like to have a little chat with them - they are just trying to earn some money afterall
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    Re: Do cold callers annoy you too

    Quote Originally Posted by mycarsavw View Post
    Answer the door, as they begin to speak and reveal themselves as a cold caller/JW, thank them and just close the door.

    Problem solved.
    Yup, works a treat. It must be disheartening for the caller anyway, so I try not to let my irritation show. (apart from anything else, nothing to stop them keying your car in revenge at some later date).

    Quote Originally Posted by nvening View Post
    I like to have a little chat with them - they are just trying to earn some money afterall
    And in harder economic times more people will resort to this to earn money. I guess the basic rate is low and better they do something than beg or claim benefits.
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    Re: Do cold callers annoy you too

    I just wish companies would realise that if their products aren't wanted to the point where they have to rely on randomly conning people into buying them, then they should take a long hard look at what they're selling!

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    Re: Do cold callers annoy you too

    i just take the p*** out of them, i got soo many pranks i come up with over the years,

    such as

    when someone calls up: say wait a min let me get that person and put the phone on mute and just leave it (i had british gas waiting 30 min before they gave up)

    When someone comes or rings, try to sell identical stuff back to them and watch them get annoyed. (eg. do you want to buy some windows, no do you want to buy some windows etc)

    open up microsoft sam and create a fake switch board message with like 50 names, then when they call up, play it back to them. (if you want to speak to Mr XX please pres 1, if you want to speak to Mr YY etc press 2. then when it gets to 50 say the one they want and when they press it do the previous one)

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    Re: Do cold callers annoy you too

    Quote Originally Posted by 0iD View Post
    Why do they not read the sign on the door that says "No cold callers"???
    Get a better sign?

    I recommend

    Cold callers and trespassers will be shot.
    Survivors will have the dogs set on them.


    Then get yourself one of those supersoakers, and some stuffed dogs.

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    Re: Do cold callers annoy you too

    haha, an automatic Nerf Gatling gun! Just bombard them with foam missiles.

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