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    Humour!

    Tiggerai demanded it, we supplied it!


    Humour now has its own thread, feel free to contribute


    "Back when I was taking Chemistry, my teacher did a little
    demonstration"

    "He pointed to a large beaker on the table full of yellow liquid. He said:
    The first thing a chemist must learn is not to be disgusted by anything.
    This is a beaker of horse urine. The simplest way to determine if the horse
    is diabetic (dipping his finger in the beaker) has always been to simply
    taste for sugar! (licking his finger!)"

    "Is there anyone here willing to demonstrate?" and a big guy came up with a grin on his face to taste the "urine", knowing it
    was a gag. He dipped his finger in the "urine" and licked it dry --- and
    from the expression on his face, it really was urine!

    "The second thing a chemist must learn is to be observant! (Holding up his
    hand, the teacher demonstrates.) I dipped the _other_ finger!!!"
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    Re: Humour!

    Man runs into police station in a distressed state. Goes up to the sergeant on the desk and asks breathlessly,
    "How big is a penguin ?"
    Bemused, the sergeant replies
    "I'm not sure, sir. It would depend on the type of penguin."
    "Ok" The man replies, "How about a Fairy Penguin ?"
    "I believe that they range from 8" to nearly 1', sir"
    "hmmmm," the man ponders. "What about a Fjordland penguin ?"
    "They're about 2' sir."
    "Damn, what about a King penguin ?"
    "The King penguin is 3' at most."
    "Oh."
    There's a long pause whilst the man paces up and down, obviously thinking furiously. Then finally,
    "What about an Emperor penguin ?"
    "They're 3' at most, sir."
    "Oh no"
    "What's this all about, sir ?"
    "I think I've run over a nun..."

    Boom-tish !
    Society's to blame,
    Or possibly Atari.

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