Tiggerai demanded it, we supplied it!
Humour now has its own thread, feel free to contribute
"Back when I was taking Chemistry, my teacher did a little
demonstration"
"He pointed to a large beaker on the table full of yellow liquid. He said:
The first thing a chemist must learn is not to be disgusted by anything.
This is a beaker of horse urine. The simplest way to determine if the horse
is diabetic (dipping his finger in the beaker) has always been to simply
taste for sugar! (licking his finger!)"
"Is there anyone here willing to demonstrate?" and a big guy came up with a grin on his face to taste the "urine", knowing it
was a gag. He dipped his finger in the "urine" and licked it dry --- and
from the expression on his face, it really was urine!
"The second thing a chemist must learn is to be observant! (Holding up his
hand, the teacher demonstrates.) I dipped the _other_ finger!!!"


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