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  1. 10-05-2004, 11:25 AM #1
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    A joke to cheer you all up.... I Phoned a really gorgeous ex earlier...

    We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together.

    I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe
    rekindle a little of that magic. "Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could
    keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you
    last saw me!"

    She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!
    "Yeah," I said, just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband
    that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop
    being so silly!

    She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute!


    "Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"


    So I hung up



    *Disclaimer* - The contents of this message are not necessarily my own opinions,thoughts or views... they may belong to the voices in my head!
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  2. 10-05-2004, 11:28 AM #2
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    Rofl....

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    I didn't read the title of the thread until after I'd finished reading the content!
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  5. 10-05-2004, 11:58 AM #5
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    ROFLMFAO

    I seen an old old old ex on Saturday night... jeez take about changed - took me 10 mins to figure out why she was staring at me across the pub and who she was.
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  6. 10-05-2004, 02:12 PM #6
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    Sounds like something I done once...........
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  7. 10-05-2004, 03:42 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big_Al
    Sounds like something I done once...........
    Why am I not in the least bit suprised?
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  8. 10-05-2004, 03:51 PM #8
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    the way you wrote it made me take it seriously right up to the end lol
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  9. 10-05-2004, 04:08 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by kirb
    the way you wrote it made me take it seriously right up to the end lol
    me too, but seriously, thanks for that, i know have something to amuse us all when i go to work later. cheers
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  11. 10-05-2004, 04:30 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big_Al
    Sounds like something I done once...........
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    Definate quality

    Shall have to remember it.
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    lol classy mate.

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    U lot make me die!!!

    Very funny..... but oh wouldnt it be nice if you could see it from a girl's point of view just once!! Put you off for life I reckon!
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    Quite a few jokes going round today nice one
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  16. 10-05-2004, 08:22 PM #16
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    lol, nice one
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