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    Chemist Shop.....

    Bloke walks into a Chemist.....and the owner is just going to lunch, but he asks the bloke what he needs....

    "I have a really bad cough"

    The Chemist says its fine for the Shop Assistant to deal with this one...and off he goes on his lunch break.

    1 Hour later.....he comes back, to find the Customer stood stock still in the shop, grasping the shelving....but not coughing....

    "Did you help this gentleman?" he asks the Assistant?

    "Yup.....sorted......but we'd ruun out of cough syrups"

    The Chemist looks perplexed, grabs the pad of invoices and reads the top one....

    "YOU GAVE HIM 3 COURSES OF LAXATIVE".........

    "U huh"

    "WHY.......why on EARTH?"

    "Well.....look at him....he daren't cough"


    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
    "The second you aren't paying attention to the tool you're using, it will take your fingers from you. It does not know sympathy." |
    "If you don't gaffer it, it will gaffer you" | "Belt and braces"

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    ROFL - Man seriously wierd monday this, everyones in comedy moods lol

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    A clean(ish) but really funny joke, such a rarity. Absolute class!
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    Gave me a good chuckle that
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    I'm quite pleased to have heard it.....its new, its clean and its funny.....pure rarity

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
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    "If you don't gaffer it, it will gaffer you" | "Belt and braces"

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    Good joke, not head it before either.

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    hhahaha..... pure class...

    Actually made me laugh out loud!

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    rofl! Nice one=D
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    it's even funnier if you've been in the same predicament... lol

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    Thanks Zak, I needed that

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    pleasure to help my friends..pleasure

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
    "The second you aren't paying attention to the tool you're using, it will take your fingers from you. It does not know sympathy." |
    "If you don't gaffer it, it will gaffer you" | "Belt and braces"

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