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    Dodgy Emails!

    A couple from Scotland decided to go to Florida to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Scotland and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error,he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile, somewhere in England, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

    To: My Loving Wife
    Subject: I’ve Arrived
    Date: 8 Jan 2004
    I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones I’ve just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
    P.S. Sure is hot down here!

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    Hehe a classic
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    HAHAHAAHA!! Just what I needed
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    very good



    *Disclaimer* - The contents of this message are not necessarily my own opinions,thoughts or views... they may belong to the voices in my head!

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    Lol nice

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    Hehe.. been doing the rounds for a while.. slightly different to the one I heard but it's a true classic!

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    Definitely a classic that always has the ability to make me laugh

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    Must say I've never heard that one before... A story with true quality
    Light travels faster than sound. Is this why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

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    hahaha, copy, paste and print i think

    love the twist at the end

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    lol, that is getting sent out now

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    lol, i liked that hehe

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    It made me cry . im not a soft git i was crying through laughter

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