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    Joke Du Jour...

    or is it De Jour? anyways, enjoy

    A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

    She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.

    When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

    This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.

    When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

    "That's it!" She blows her top, "You b******! You waltz in here, flop your fat arse down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

    The husband sighed. "Oh crap, it's started."

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    rofl
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    hehehehehe CLASSIC

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    ROFL!

    And yeah, it's du jour...

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    LOL nice one!
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    great

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    the gf is not amused...

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    gunna have to try that out

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    Well... ok, I admit, I did laught. Don't know if I think it was too funny though... Still better than nothing I guess
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