The stupidest lyrics ever?

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21-08-2003, 02:44 PM
Bazzlad

The most innaccurate lyrics site ever?

http://www.lyricsfreak.com

Nearly all the lyrics are wrong:
a few faves:

Nirvana
Territorial Pissings:
"When I was an Alien
Cultures weren't opinions"

OR as they put it....

"When I was a little lad
Coal trains were not built yet"

Nirvana
Lounge Act
"Truth covered in security
I can't let you smother me
Like to but it wouldnt work"

OR

"Truth, come a little security
I can’t let you smile for me
Liked you but I go to work"

Radiohead
Like spinning plates
"While you make pretty speeches,
I'm being cut to shreds.
You feed me to the lions,
a delicate balance"

OR

"Why do we play these foolish games?
Only consolations
You feed me to the lions
I didn’t need at all"

Radiohead National Anthem is funny too
This site had me in stitches!
21-08-2003, 02:46 PM
Knoxville

stupidist lyric ever - "touch my bum......this is life!

and a close runner up - ".......its all gravy"
21-08-2003, 02:48 PM
Bazzlad

lol, I meant stupist lyric site!
21-08-2003, 02:52 PM
Knoxville

this is what happens when i reply to threads while half asleep :/

there are a load of stupidly wrong lyrics on there though, may wander round and find some more to laugh at.....XD
21-08-2003, 02:54 PM
Bazzlad

If u find a good un, post it!
21-08-2003, 03:02 PM
Bazzlad

Another funny one,
In Bloom, by Nirvana:

"Sell the kids for food
Weather changes moods
Spring is here again
REPRODUCTIVE GLANDS

We can have some more
Nature is a whore
BRUISES ON THE FRUIT
Tender age in bloom"

The Lyric Freak version is slightly different!!!
Which reads....

"Sell the kids for food
Weather changes moods
Spring is here again
PRAY FOR DARKER GROUNDS

We can have some more
Nature is a whore
WHO'S IS ON A PRUDE (?)
Tender age in bloom"
21-08-2003, 05:05 PM
Skii

'I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer' - Snap
21-08-2003, 05:13 PM
Trash Man

Busted - The year 2000 (I think that's what the song is called)

What an utter pile of ______ (insert word or your choice here)

I mean what the hell were they think when they sat down to write the lyrics to that little masterpiece? I think they must have been in a rush to get down the sweetie shop :)
21-08-2003, 05:16 PM
Bazzlad

I've so the title wrong...
Read my first post CAREFULLY....
Sorry!
21-08-2003, 05:18 PM
Trash Man

Quote:

Originally posted by Bazzlad
I've so the title wrong...
Read my first post CAREFULLY....
Sorry!

I did but everyone else seems to be posting their worse lyrics so I though I would join in :D

As for my worst lyric site, I can't say I have ever been near a lyric site, sorry.
21-08-2003, 05:20 PM
Jonny M

I think the funniest song lyrics would make a better thread anyway :)

My entry is anything by Electric Six
21-08-2003, 05:20 PM
Bazzlad

Good choice...

worse lyrics ever?
hmmmm

Anything by Alanis "random words in a sentance" Morrisette

damn bitch
21-08-2003, 05:22 PM
Bazzlad

Electric six are ace!!

YOU I wanna take you to a GAY BAR
AT THE GAY BAR GAY BAR GAY BAR!!!

Ace, ace, ace and hilarious...
21-08-2003, 05:22 PM
Bindibadgi

Darkness:

Get your hands off my women, mother******.

Quality, quality, track. XD
21-08-2003, 05:25 PM
Jonny M

Quote:

Originally posted by Bazzlad
Electric six are ace!!

YOU I wanna take you to a GAY BAR
AT THE GAY BAR GAY BAR GAY BAR!!!

Ace, ace, ace and hilarious...

"Nuclear war, on the dance floor . . . "

Classic :)
21-08-2003, 05:26 PM
Bazzlad

If u want funny lyrics, try (Hed) PE:

You be the beauty baby, I'll be the beast....
21-08-2003, 06:02 PM
petrefax

not looked at the site yet but my fave rubbish lyric to date has been def leppards "do you take suger babe....one lump or two

(said in a saucy manner as if to imply something else)...i mean, come on, thats soooo lame!!
21-08-2003, 06:08 PM
tonicblue

As much as I love the song by counting crows called round here, and how much it moves me (for no apparent reason) the lyrics make no sence at all. I gotta post the whole song cos The little sections do make some sorta sense but the song on a whole doesnt. I'll put a link in to save the bulk of this page.

http://www.lyricsdomain.com/lyrics/7636/

Its still a good song though. all the little bits are sweet.
21-08-2003, 10:31 PM
Ravens Nest

Paranoid android by radiohead

TThat's it, sir
You're leaving
The crackle of pigskin
The dust and the screaming
The yuppies networking
The panic, the vomit
The panic, the vomit
God loves his children, God loves his children, yeah!
21-08-2003, 10:35 PM
tonicblue

^^ Thats describing mans struggle in modern day society ^^
Thats what the rest of the album is about. well either that or crashes of some kind.
They are odd but im a big radioehad fan so Im gonna have to stick up for them
22-08-2003, 12:18 AM
oddytomtom

"outside its raining but inside its wet"

east 17 clasic

or "when the thunder calls, from a mountain high, its time to spread your wings and fly"

lol i can always rememeber them lol

just look at any pop song for silly lyrics

"thats what we go to school for" - shut up
22-08-2003, 12:28 AM
BoB_DoG

almost all electric six songs have the word war in in them. i reckon theyre subconciously perverting the youth of america, turning them all into crazed war fiends.

or maybe not

BoB_DoG
22-08-2003, 10:40 AM
Bazzlad

I'm with wilkes on Paranoid android. Thom Yorke is amazing.