Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 16 of 23

Thread: The stupidest lyrics ever?

  1. 21-08-2003, 02:44 PM #1
    Bazzlad
    Bazzlad is offline
    A Straw? And Fruit? Bazzlad's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    The Big Rhesus House Stourbridge
    Posts
    3,072
    Thanks
    90
    Thanked
    78 times in 44 posts

    The most innaccurate lyrics site ever?

    http://www.lyricsfreak.com

    Nearly all the lyrics are wrong:
    a few faves:

    Nirvana
    Territorial Pissings:
    "When I was an Alien
    Cultures weren't opinions"

    OR as they put it....

    "When I was a little lad
    Coal trains were not built yet"

    Nirvana
    Lounge Act
    "Truth covered in security
    I can't let you smother me
    Like to but it wouldnt work"

    OR

    "Truth, come a little security
    I can’t let you smile for me
    Liked you but I go to work"

    Radiohead
    Like spinning plates
    "While you make pretty speeches,
    I'm being cut to shreds.
    You feed me to the lions,
    a delicate balance"

    OR

    "Why do we play these foolish games?
    Only consolations
    You feed me to the lions
    I didn’t need at all"

    Radiohead National Anthem is funny too
    This site had me in stitches!
    Last edited by Bazzlad; 21-08-2003 at 05:09 PM.
    Help my band to support McFly
    Feisty 2007? I OWNED it.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 21-08-2003, 02:46 PM #2
    Knoxville
    Knoxville is offline
    HEXUS.Metal Knoxville's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Down In A Hole
    Posts
    9,388
    Thanks
    484
    Thanked
    442 times in 255 posts
    • Knoxville's system
      • Motherboard:
      • Intel X58
      • CPU:
      • Intel i7 920
      • Memory:
      • 2GB DDR3
      • Storage:
      • 1TB
      • Graphics card(s):
      • ATi HD3450
      • PSU:
      • Generic
      • Case:
      • Cheap and nasty
      • Operating System:
      • Vista 64
      • Monitor(s):
      • 24" LG LCD
      • Internet:
      • Virgin Media 20mb
    stupidist lyric ever - "touch my bum......this is life!

    and a close runner up - ".......its all gravy"

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 21-08-2003, 02:48 PM #3
    Bazzlad
    Bazzlad is offline
    A Straw? And Fruit? Bazzlad's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    The Big Rhesus House Stourbridge
    Posts
    3,072
    Thanks
    90
    Thanked
    78 times in 44 posts
    lol, I meant stupist lyric site!
    Help my band to support McFly
    Feisty 2007? I OWNED it.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 21-08-2003, 02:52 PM #4
    Knoxville
    Knoxville is offline
    HEXUS.Metal Knoxville's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Down In A Hole
    Posts
    9,388
    Thanks
    484
    Thanked
    442 times in 255 posts
    • Knoxville's system
      • Motherboard:
      • Intel X58
      • CPU:
      • Intel i7 920
      • Memory:
      • 2GB DDR3
      • Storage:
      • 1TB
      • Graphics card(s):
      • ATi HD3450
      • PSU:
      • Generic
      • Case:
      • Cheap and nasty
      • Operating System:
      • Vista 64
      • Monitor(s):
      • 24" LG LCD
      • Internet:
      • Virgin Media 20mb
    this is what happens when i reply to threads while half asleep :/

    there are a load of stupidly wrong lyrics on there though, may wander round and find some more to laugh at.....XD

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 21-08-2003, 02:54 PM #5
    Bazzlad
    Bazzlad is offline
    A Straw? And Fruit? Bazzlad's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    The Big Rhesus House Stourbridge
    Posts
    3,072
    Thanks
    90
    Thanked
    78 times in 44 posts
    If u find a good un, post it!
    Help my band to support McFly
    Feisty 2007? I OWNED it.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 21-08-2003, 03:02 PM #6
    Bazzlad
    Bazzlad is offline
    A Straw? And Fruit? Bazzlad's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    The Big Rhesus House Stourbridge
    Posts
    3,072
    Thanks
    90
    Thanked
    78 times in 44 posts
    Another funny one,
    In Bloom, by Nirvana:

    "Sell the kids for food
    Weather changes moods
    Spring is here again
    REPRODUCTIVE GLANDS

    We can have some more
    Nature is a whore
    BRUISES ON THE FRUIT
    Tender age in bloom"

    The Lyric Freak version is slightly different!!!
    Which reads....

    "Sell the kids for food
    Weather changes moods
    Spring is here again
    PRAY FOR DARKER GROUNDS

    We can have some more
    Nature is a whore
    WHO'S IS ON A PRUDE (?)
    Tender age in bloom"
    Help my band to support McFly
    Feisty 2007? I OWNED it.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 21-08-2003, 05:05 PM #7
    Skii
    Skii is offline
    'ave it. Skii's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Right here - right now.
    Posts
    4,710
    Thanks
    45
    Thanked
    27 times in 18 posts
    'I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer' - Snap
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 21-08-2003, 05:13 PM #8
    Trash Man
    Trash Man is offline
    Member Trash Man's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Oxfordshire
    Posts
    3,771
    Thanks
    103
    Thanked
    46 times in 41 posts
    • Trash Man's system
      • Motherboard:
      • Asus P8Z77-V LE Z77
      • CPU:
      • i5 2550k
      • Memory:
      • 8GB 1600 DDR3
      • Storage:
      • 1 x 128GB Crucial SSD 1 x 1TB Seagate
      • Graphics card(s):
      • 1.5GB 580 GTX
      • PSU:
      • Be Quiet 680W E9
      • Case:
      • CM 830 Stacker
      • Operating System:
      • Windows 7
      • Monitor(s):
      • Dell 2407 x 2
      • Internet:
      • 20mb IDNet ADSL
    Busted - The year 2000 (I think that's what the song is called)

    What an utter pile of ______ (insert word or your choice here)

    I mean what the hell were they think when they sat down to write the lyrics to that little masterpiece? I think they must have been in a rush to get down the sweetie shop

    Living and dying laughing and crying
    Once you have seen it you will never be the same
    Life in the fast lane is just how it seems
    Hard and it is heavy dirty and mean
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 21-08-2003, 05:16 PM #9
    Bazzlad
    Bazzlad is offline
    A Straw? And Fruit? Bazzlad's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    The Big Rhesus House Stourbridge
    Posts
    3,072
    Thanks
    90
    Thanked
    78 times in 44 posts
    I've so the title wrong...
    Read my first post CAREFULLY....
    Sorry!
    Help my band to support McFly
    Feisty 2007? I OWNED it.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 21-08-2003, 05:18 PM #10
    Trash Man
    Trash Man is offline
    Member Trash Man's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Oxfordshire
    Posts
    3,771
    Thanks
    103
    Thanked
    46 times in 41 posts
    • Trash Man's system
      • Motherboard:
      • Asus P8Z77-V LE Z77
      • CPU:
      • i5 2550k
      • Memory:
      • 8GB 1600 DDR3
      • Storage:
      • 1 x 128GB Crucial SSD 1 x 1TB Seagate
      • Graphics card(s):
      • 1.5GB 580 GTX
      • PSU:
      • Be Quiet 680W E9
      • Case:
      • CM 830 Stacker
      • Operating System:
      • Windows 7
      • Monitor(s):
      • Dell 2407 x 2
      • Internet:
      • 20mb IDNet ADSL
    Originally posted by Bazzlad
    I've so the title wrong...
    Read my first post CAREFULLY....
    Sorry!
    I did but everyone else seems to be posting their worse lyrics so I though I would join in

    As for my worst lyric site, I can't say I have ever been near a lyric site, sorry.

    Living and dying laughing and crying
    Once you have seen it you will never be the same
    Life in the fast lane is just how it seems
    Hard and it is heavy dirty and mean
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 21-08-2003, 05:20 PM #11
    Jonny M
    Jonny M is offline
    Cable Guy Jonny M's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Loughborough Uni
    Posts
    4,263
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked
    4 times in 1 post
    I think the funniest song lyrics would make a better thread anyway

    My entry is anything by Electric Six
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 21-08-2003, 05:20 PM #12
    Bazzlad
    Bazzlad is offline
    A Straw? And Fruit? Bazzlad's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    The Big Rhesus House Stourbridge
    Posts
    3,072
    Thanks
    90
    Thanked
    78 times in 44 posts
    Good choice...

    worse lyrics ever?
    hmmmm

    Anything by Alanis "random words in a sentance" Morrisette

    damn bitch
    Help my band to support McFly
    Feisty 2007? I OWNED it.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 21-08-2003, 05:22 PM #13
    Bazzlad
    Bazzlad is offline
    A Straw? And Fruit? Bazzlad's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    The Big Rhesus House Stourbridge
    Posts
    3,072
    Thanks
    90
    Thanked
    78 times in 44 posts
    Electric six are ace!!

    YOU I wanna take you to a GAY BAR
    AT THE GAY BAR GAY BAR GAY BAR!!!

    Ace, ace, ace and hilarious...
    Help my band to support McFly
    Feisty 2007? I OWNED it.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 21-08-2003, 05:22 PM #14
    Bindibadgi
    Bindibadgi is offline
    Happy Now?
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Cardiff Home | Manchester Uni
    Posts
    1,326
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked
    0 times in 0 posts
    Darkness:

    Get your hands off my women, mother******.

    Quality, quality, track. XD
    I dont like sig pics so i turn off sigs Which doesnt help when i dont know what ive written here! DOH!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. 21-08-2003, 05:25 PM #15
    Jonny M
    Jonny M is offline
    Cable Guy Jonny M's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Loughborough Uni
    Posts
    4,263
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked
    4 times in 1 post
    Originally posted by Bazzlad
    Electric six are ace!!

    YOU I wanna take you to a GAY BAR
    AT THE GAY BAR GAY BAR GAY BAR!!!

    Ace, ace, ace and hilarious...
    "Nuclear war, on the dance floor . . . "

    Classic
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  16. 21-08-2003, 05:26 PM #16
    Bazzlad
    Bazzlad is offline
    A Straw? And Fruit? Bazzlad's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    The Big Rhesus House Stourbridge
    Posts
    3,072
    Thanks
    90
    Thanked
    78 times in 44 posts
    If u want funny lyrics, try (Hed) PE:

    You be the beauty baby, I'll be the beast....
    Help my band to support McFly
    Feisty 2007? I OWNED it.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules