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    "Hoover Online Trial"

    just got an email....swear to god...

    HOOVER 48 hour Online trial...

    you know what....if someone came round and did some IRONING I'd be up for that...

    What next huh?

    *walks off muttering*

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    lol....wtf!
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    Online trial?

    Does that mean:

    a) you can watch a web cam of someone vacuuming (hi res so you can see how clean the carpet is
    b) some magic trickery and they make your PSU fan suck as hard as a hoover and thus clean all desk space around the pc
    c)erm...

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    I'd ask for the most powerful version, complete with steam cleaner etc...

    Find an extension cable, get all ya mates around with their cars... free steam clean + hoover valet...

    Then send it back used and abused full of all the crap from your car!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angus
    b) some magic trickery and they make your PSU fan suck as hard as a hoover and thus clean all desk space around the pc
    Quality Idea... Still laughing at this one


    (Although reading some people specs I think they have enough fans to do this)

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    http://www.powerinfonews.com/spring/

    looky here....this is it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zak33
    http://www.powerinfonews.com/spring/

    looky here....this is it
    doh

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    LOL, I had visions of stuffing vacuum cleaners down cat5 cables
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    what IS it.....who is HOOVER then?

    Im bemused....

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angus
    Online trial?

    Does that mean:

    a) you can watch a web cam of someone vacuuming (hi res so you can see how clean the carpet is
    b) some magic trickery and they make your PSU fan suck as hard as a hoover and thus clean all desk space around the pc
    c)erm...
    Hehe .where is this all going?! Or do I wanna know?
    Love, Peace and Linux

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zak33
    what IS it.....who is HOOVER then?

    Im bemused....
    Hoover is a brand name, not a vacuum... maybe they are looking at going in different ranges of products?

    Well, after clicking the link thats complete tosh LOL!

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