Actually, I did read it and used it to help me remember dates etc (it has been nearly two months after all, my memory isn't great ).
I don't see anything that contradicts what I claimed, apart from the re-test date (RMA tracker shows 25th May for the re-test, not the 24th, and I wasn't notified until the 26th anyway, after posting on your sub-forum). Even 8 days is excessive though, when I was told it would take 24 hours. That, and the re-stock request date. I requested it on the 26th, not the 28th, and was supposed to get an answer on whether it would be possible on the 27th.
The important thing your admirably concise timeline does not show however is the countless attempts at communication I made (all by OLQ, which, again, is the method Scan CS agents have told me is preferred) that were ignored.