Offical HEXUS Big Brother Thread

Love it or loath it - it is here again.

So we have 12 new suckers in this compo. I won't tell you my thoughts.

So, who do you think will be a winner or loser?

Apparently he has gone evil - no chickens, no weekly tasks, no gardening.

The prize money - 100K.

-10K if you fail the weekly task - could all go :)

The house is now smaller - 1/3 smaller with less volume and height and depth.

House mates are forced to share beds - the beds will be going so you have to share.

The Shower - it is massive, with 2 showers with a glass wall - none of this hiding stuff.

Weird toilets - don't ask, huge whirlpool and outdoor shower.

New Feature - The Treatment Room

A way to escape, chat, and do other things - and have all the 'chick' things.

The Diary room chair - looks like a 'womb'.

The People:
First Person - Marco Sabba : 21: Law Student (Appears very Camp, not sure on sexuality) - Drama Queen, claims to be biggest **** stirer in the world, doesn't like refugees etc. a la Freak! - also, bit of a potty mouth.

Second Person - Ahmed - 44 : Property Investor - Ex Assylum Seeker (So Marco will love him!!!!) - Argumentative and Arrogant. Homophobic!

Third Person - Jason Cowan - 30 - Air Stewardess - 'tart' - Desperate to get laid. Arrogant but has good morals - very vein, shaves chest (waxes?) Turns up in a thong - Oh dear. 6 years in the navy. Slept with over 250 women apparently.

Fourth Person - Daniel - 30 - Hairdresser - 'Gay' - Straightmen fall for him, so him and Marco will not get on well since he doesn't like camp people. Doesn't suffer fools. Loves manipulating people, loves to wind other people up.

Fifth Person - Emma Greenwood - 20 - Party girl, she is an 'entertainer' in Spain

Six Person - Kitten Pinder - 24 - 'She' looks like a he, and She is a strict vegetarian and is angered by sexism, pornography, homophobia, racism and George Bush.

Seventh Person - Michelle Bass - 23 - Wants to be a glammour model - she is a mortgage advisor.

Eighth Person - Nadia Almada - 27 - She works in a childrens bookstore and loves shopping.... fun!

Ninth Person - Shell Jublin - 22 - Student - Passionate reader, wants to be a sculputor

Tenth Person - Stuart Wilson - 20 - wants to be a millionire by 25, very arrogant, psycholoical student.

Eleventh Person - Vanessa - 26 - Adrenalin junkie and archery champion. Runs for an hour every morning.

Twelve Person - Victor Ebuwa- 23 - He describes himself as being like Marmite because people either love him or hate him. - 'Mr Slick'

Hello - This is Davina, you are live on Channel 4, please DO NOT SWEAR!

Lets see who they actually put in there shall we, house looks interesting... will the people inside it actually be any good??

Time will tell... Im bound to get hooked, I usually do. No E4 this year tho!! :(

WHAT the hell is THAT?? Marco??!!!

First Person - Marco Sabba : 21: Law Student (Appears very Camp, not sure on sexuality) - Drama Queen, claims to be biggest **** stirer in the world, doesn't like refugees etc. a la Freak! - also, bit of a potty mouth.

Second Person - Ahmed - 44 : Property Investor - Ex Assylum Seeker (So Marco will love him!!!!) - Argumentative and Arrogant. Homophobic!

Third Person - Jason Cowan - 30 - Air Stewardess - 'tart' - Desperate to get laid. Arrogant but has good morals - very vein, shaves chest (waxes?) Turns up in a thong - Oh dear. 6 years in the navy. Slept with over 250 women apparently.

Fourth Person - Daniel - 30 - Hairdresser - 'Gay' - Straightmen fall for him, so him and Marco will not get on well since he doesn't like camp people. Doesn't suffer fools. Loves manipulating people, loves to wind other people up.

Fifth Person - Emma Greenwood - 20 - Party girl, she is an 'entertainer' in Spain

Six Person - Kitten Pinder - 24 - 'She' looks like a he, and She is a strict vegetarian and is angered by sexism, pornography, homophobia, racism and George Bush. Talk about OTT

Seventh Person - Michelle Bass - 23 - Wants to be a glammour model - she is a mortgage advisor.

Eighth Person - Nadia Almada - 27 - She works in a childrens bookstore and loves shopping.... fun! She was a he.

Ninth Person - Shell Jublin - 22 - Student - Passionate reader, wants to be a sculputor. I think she is the norty girl next door

Tenth Person - Stuart Wilson - 20 - wants to be a millionire by 25, very arrogant, psycholoical student.

Eleventh Person - Vanessa - 26 - Adrenalin junkie and archery champion. Runs for an hour every morning.

Twelve Person - Victor Ebuwa- 23 - He describes himself as being like Marmite because people either love him or hate him. - 'Mr Slick'

So far it's been hit by numerous technical glitches - maybe they'll sort them out?

oh go on then.. *turns telly on*

Number 4 - Jason Obvioulsy loves himself in a BIG way :eek:

and he's an air steward.

No, number 3 :P

Ok - I actually havent stopped laughing yet!

dont care about it, was novel the first time it was on, gets worse and worse each time its on. then again i think that all reality tv should be banned from tv, such a waste of valuable broadcasting time

It is humourous - guess it is going to be full of freaks this year.

Daniel = to55er...

I'd rather watch paint dry. Oh look, i can! :D

Hey Osama - I found a GREAT target for you !!

....and here come the women..

Vanessa looks okay..

Emma = annoying (already!)

They seem like a bunch of self absorbed idiots... Can't believe TV's going to be full of that ***** for another ten weeks... Ho-hum... Glad I've got a PC to take me away from it.

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Originally Posted by malfunction

They seem like a bunch of self absorbed idiots... Can't believe TV's going to be full of that ***** for another ten weeks... Ho-hum... Glad I've got a PC to take me away from it.

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Well summed up.

Kitten really needs a kicking.

I dont think this years is going to be boring some how ;)
Loads of :rant: a few :crazy: and maybe some :iloveyou:
They appear to have gone from being a tad boring (ala last year) to a hotch potch of people who WONT get on :rockon:
The question is..... whos going to share the double beds :inquisiti

Ok, so basically I see a bunch of ppl sat down looking at screen showing the lives of a bunch of ppl sat down talking to each other for 10 weeks. (Half of which become d*cks at the end)

DO ppl in this country actually follow this program?

Noooooooooooooooo :rant:
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Please....... :bowdown:

Theres so many more useful things to be doing....

like reading the above 50 times :p

My g/f is already glued to the tele. Was friends before but since it finished tonight and big brother also started tonight i dont think il be seeing alot of her out of school :(

I think this will be very funny! Everything marco does is just so camp, its too funny.

what was missing last year?


ALCOHOL


What are they saying will be limited(on big bro little bro) alcohol , well might be.

The people at least seem like they might hate each other, but most of them, imho seem like they are acting. THat twit, Kitten, was obviously trying to be the activist, pro lesbian, anti hating git, but it shows, and she's just another extremely ugly chick who couldn't find anyone else but another ugo to shag. DEath be to you all.

The marco camp as crap guy, faking? maybe? can't tell. Probo be mildly interesting to watch and i probably will. Thats nothing to say big brother is good tv, just that the rest of our uk made tv is complete crap too. All the major shows finish as BB starts, thats why it gets big ratings, crap all else on.

I watched it (against my better judgement). What can I say, what a bunch of pretencious ******s. The only 2 that had some (and I really only mean slightly) appeal were the rather stupid geordie girl and another one who I cant remember atm....

anyway, I am not surprised that they have a trans-sexual on there, I predicted it before hand to my girlfriend. :)

tbh, I dont think there is anyway these people are going to get on, in all honesty I doubt I would get on with any of them in there.

Also that lesbian, Kitten? wtf is it with some people that think that just because they are gay it is the be all and end all of everything, its like the only aspect they have to their personallities. "im gay, im gay, im gay , im gay, ect" Yeah well great but like I even give a sh*t? what else are you apart from that? "a vegan" oh dear....

That lesbo needs a smack in the face! I really cant stand women like that.

Edited by Az - Keep your comments within reason and show some maturity

Oh the good old days!

Right, in protest to this program I will kill myself out side chan4 hq in 2 weeks if it is still being aired.

I think we need some anti-depressants for you :devilish:

watched the first guy go in and immeditly said to myself what an annoying tit watched the second and again was not impressed half watched the rest before gettin bored and playin aa ,but no doubt in a weeks time i'll be watchin it till the wee hours :rolleyes:

whats really annoying tho is there obvious attempt to pick ppl who in theory should not get on with the other guests ,oh and the lesbain femanist thing wtf was all that about ?!? looked about as fake and dull as you can get and yes she really needs a good slap :rockon:

I think we sould use our common sense combined with turksters suggestions and....



NOT BLOODY WATCH IT.

Can television programs go and lower?

hehe :)

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Hey Osama - I found a GREAT target for you !!

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If he won't, I will! :rockon:

Anyone who applied for that POS programming must be severely mental! Sad program, sad people, sad viewers.

GET SOME PROPER BLOODY TV ON!! :rant:

When she went in, it looked like Kitten didn't like the press. So why is she on a TV show?

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Originally Posted by Big_Al

If he won't, I will! :rockon:

Anyone who applied for that POS programming must be severely mental! Sad program, sad people, sad viewers.

GET SOME PROPER BLOODY TV ON!! :rant:

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URGHH I COULDN'T AGREE MORE!! :rant: :mad:

She is clearly there for the money.

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Originally Posted by DeludedGuy

She is clearly there for the money.

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No $hit Sherlock... aren't they all?

Ill end up watching the highlights program, I always do :/

Saw the best bits proggy the other day, and bubble running into the sofa is one of the funniest things I have ever seen :D

What a load of steaming crap, How year after year this moronic drivel comes back is a mystery to me. Girlfriend likes it though, go figure...

comon ppl we cant let the anti bb thread get above this 1 now can we

here's the official bbfc sig aswell
http://www.vapochill.eclipse.co.uk/hexus/bbfc.jpg

please use it and show the anit bb ppl they are in the minority :rockon:

Michelle rocks! She watches pron and wants to be a glamour model - how cool is that!

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Number 4 - Jason Obvioulsy loves himself in a BIG way :eek:

and he's an air steward.

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More like a Bar Steward.

I refuse to even discuss big brother cos it's exactly what they want.

Oh, I just did :rant:

Ah well, can i point a sharp prod at the lesbian. Darlin you aint Billy Bragg, as much as you try to be. :heckle: