ARGH Why do women do this S***

[GreenPiggy]

ok, story as follows:
The missus is attempting to cook brownie and suddenly realises she doesn't have enough eggs when half the stuff is in the oven already. She drags me away from the computer and demands i walk her to Sainsburys. I comply quite amiably and we walk to sainsburys only to find it is shut due to it being a bank holiday. We then walk back to the house while i try to persuade the missus that she may have to give up the cooking for an evening - unfortunately this will lead to the wasting of a bar of chocolate.
As soon as we get back in the house the missus proceeds to rant about how i bought a bottle of wine that she doesn't like and must have done it deliberately.
This rant was delivered with the venom you would expect if you'd just crapped in the bed and wiped your arse on the curtains. The upshot is that she told me to **** off upstairs and play on my computer as I obviously didn't want to watch TV with her anyway.
Anyway, apologies for the rant, just wondering if anyone has any ideas how such bizzare behaviour comes about.


Also apologies for this post being thoroughly boring as I have discovered reading through it.

[Trash Man]

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Sorry to hear you are having bad time at the moment dude. Give her a few minutes for calm down and then go and cheer her up, because no doubt she's prolly feeling quite down as well

[Raz316]

it isnt just women, a mates boyfriend did pretty much the same thing, I was there and it was tres tres awkward!

And it happens because certain people turn into stroppy drama queens because of the position of mars in relation to earths moon, or something.

[GreenPiggy]

hmm.. the cooking did involve Mars - bars. Some connection you think?

[Jonny M]

Quite obviously

[Scientist]

lol - will never understand women, although from a biological perspective they have an extreemly complicated endocrine/hormonal system in comparison to the male system. Small imbalances can cause dramatic mood swings, my advice in short - batten down the hatches and wait it out - works for women and hurricanes !

[GreenPiggy]

I think the Hurricane may be dying off - have just been offered 3 cups of tea in a row

[Scientist]

Good to hear it mate, these mood swings dont usually last that long! I allways find it a bit frustrating apologising though when I have no idea what for..

[Angus]

Now make her feel really guilty....

[GreenPiggy]

May only be a lull - I've just been told I have to wash up

[Raz316]

that was the eye of the storm

[Shogun]

You got off lightly

[Scientist]

hah, bloody women lol

[GreenPiggy]

New report, definitely a lull. I've just been lectured on how i should check the numbering on bottles of wine as this is right up there with the war in Iraq in terms of importance apparently

[Shogun]

There are numbers of bottles of wine?

[ACiD303]

Tell her she's right you bought the wrong wine deliberately, you dont want to watch TV with her and demand a mars bar and say you thought hitler died a while ago.

THEN tell us how it goes