just thought i'd share with you all a disappointing incident that just happened at work - disappointing for me that is...i'd imagine it would be amusing for you!
i was leant over someone's desk trying to fix a software problem when someone walked by & informed me i had dust on the back of my trousers, so once i'd finished sorting out the PC i popped into the nearest loo to take a look at the back of my trousers in the mirror
as expected, i had white dust on the back of my black trousers, so i began to brush the dust off with a few brisk flicks of the wrist
obviously, this was the precise moment at which someone decided to walk iin........and to the untrained eye it would have appeared that i was stood in the gents spanking my own ar$e in the mirror
needless to say, the person scuttled into a cubicle quick-smart, leaving me no opportunity to explain
(i'm not looking forward to the next call i get to that department!)