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    I got a new job!

    Well I've been searching for a summer job for the past couple of weeks now. I've been applying for about 6 each day and finally I got some luck today. One of the job agencies I'm registered with offered me a job and I took it up straight away, so as of tomorrow I'm...

    a Postman!

    6am-2pm 6 days a week £5.50 an hour so I should have my grand overdraft paid off in under a month
    not looking forward to the early starts though

    so I go in, sort the mail out, then go post it...how hard can it be?

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    nice one, tbh i thought postman got a lot more than that (20k a year i heard??) but either way good on ya getting a job, i love my postie he always brings me loads of cool stuff, if i was on your round im sure id annoy you with me recieving of a minimum 2 parcels a day
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swafeman
    nice one, tbh i thought postman got a lot more than that (20k a year i heard??)
    yeah they probably do if you do if working all the time but this is just temporary student work over the summer. Not sure if they'll let me drive one of their shiny red vans but I'll ask

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    They do.

    Guy I work with did the same thing your doing last summer and he got the post van and all! His brother wrote one off, convo went something like this -

    "Are you hurt?"
    -No
    "Was anyone else hurt?"
    -No
    "Ok just fill in this form and we'll see you again tomorrow!"

    Just make sure and get a small black and white stuffed cat

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    Means you get to drive along at 70 with the door open and never get injured

    Old friend of mine is a postman, he likes it. Just have to put up with early mornings and lots of leg work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slick
    how hard can it be?

    Trust me it can be hard
    Someone left a note on a piece of cake in the fridge that said, "Do not eat!". I ate the cake and left a note saying, "Yuck, who the hell eats paper ?

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    yeah a 300 paper, paperound per week almost killed me, i used to come back sweatin like a pig....if pigs could sweat
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    congratulations there Its good craick in the post office...

    I did my work experience all those years ago in the post office. now THAT was slave labour. Everybody else got to hang around local offices making coffee. I was running around with the posties sack, while the old geezer walked with me, AND I made the coffee.

    and it was for free... AND... well. Suppose my day ended by 12pm.. not really a brilliant benefit..

    But congrats on the job.. shame you'll be to knackered to watch euro 2004 !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wedge22
    it will keep you fit mate and its better than any factory work.
    You never see any fat posties do you

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    theres some good crack in the office? crikey you found my missing parcel..
    Quote Originally Posted by Knoxville
    As I find big muff's to be a bit of an aquired taste
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    post men are getting slack these days. Yesterday the postie dint have a uniform on, and couldnt be bothered to bring a package to my door so just posted a card, and i asked hi if he had it with him and he said it was up in the sorting office! then today the mail didnt arrive till 3.30!

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    lol swafeman... it WAS your crack.. but now i smoked it and I am off on a quack handle out of kilter...

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    i sent it recorded, i want compensation for my lost crack
    Quote Originally Posted by Knoxville
    As I find big muff's to be a bit of an aquired taste
    AMD Athlon 4400X2 @ 2.565PenisextentionMhz
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    Oh, did I mention.....I like sheep.....


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