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    blackadder is great

    basic concept. bang out some quotes of the rightful best sitcom ever..

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    BA on potatoes "they will be eating them next"

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    We've been sitting here since Christmas 1914, during which time millions of men have died, and we've moved no further than an asthmatic ant with heavy shopping.
    "Well, there was your Uncle Tiberius who died wrapped in cabbage leaves but we assumed that was a freak accident."

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    "You are a girl. And you are a girl with as much talent for disguise as a giraffe in dark glasses trying to get into a 'polar bears only' golf club."

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    Baldrick, you are the worst cook in the entire world. There are amoeba on Saturn that could boil a better egg than you.

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    "I have a plot so cunning, you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel!"

    or

    "Queenie: How could you be sure it was not Nursey?

    Edmund: Because, lady, Ludwig was a Master of Disguise. Whereas Nursie is a sad, insane old woman with a udder fixation."

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    "I am the queen of england. I may have the body, of a weak and feeble woman... But I have the heart and stomach of a concrete elephant."

    "PROVE IT." <- hugh lawries first appearance...

    "I baley well will !"

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    As cunning as a fox made professor of cunning at cambridge university
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    Sure its not Oxford Uni?

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    hmm cant think of any off hand, got loads of alan partridge ones tho [much better comedy ]

    such as 'You feed beefburgers to swans!'

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    I KNEW someone would ask that question and tbh its been so long since I have watched it it may well be.
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    " As cunning as a fox made professor of cunning at cambridge university"

    That just sums up the sheer funny

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    Tis Oxford indeed. To even score after Melchett's Hull, Oxford, Cambridge quote.

    http://www.whatalovelywar.co.uk/blackwords.html has the scripts for BA:IV

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoGuE|SaBeR
    " As cunning as a fox made professor of cunning at cambridge university"

    That just sums up the sheer funny
    Yes, but are you sure its not Oxford?

    I can hear Edmund aying both of them, to be honest, and they both sound correct.

    I'm leaning towords Oxford though; if someone can confirm...

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    It's Oxford, definitely.

    http://blackadder.powertie.org/

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    Thought so.

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    I bow to your infinite wisdom

    Damnit this is a lame 1,000th post.
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