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    Jokie

    One blond says to another,
    "How did you die?"
    "I froze to death," says the second.
    "That's awful," says the first blonde.
    "How does it feel to freeze to death?"

    "It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second blonde. "You get
    the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But
    eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off,
    as if you're sleeping."

    "How about you, how did you die?
    "I had a heart attack," says the first blonde" "You see I knew my
    husband was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home
    unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found him alone watching TV. I ran to the basement but no one was hiding there either. I ran to the second
    floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as got there, I had a massive heart attack and died.
    The second blonde shakes her head. "What a pity, if you had only
    looked in the freezer, we'd both still be alive"

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    blondes eh?

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