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    Annoying Little Sister!!

    GOD DAMN I HATE MY SISTER AT THE MOMENT!!!

    She is sitting 2 rooms away with my _MUMS_ stereo at full!!! The worst part?? She is listening to eminem (or slim shady or whaterver is is he calls himself?) And it has to be the worst stuff ever!

    I have gone in there and taken one speaker from her already and it didnt help!! And my mum isnt home to do anything (Although if she walked in to the house now my sister would be dead...

    Any recomendations that would not land me in Jail and allow me to sit here PEACEFULLY??

    (I was contemplating flickin the fuse in the powerbox... but i want to use my computer....)

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    Well, the house fuse box is usually split, like for upstairs and downstairs. Run an extension cable from the downstairs to your room and flip the mains socket fuse on your fuse box.

    Alternativley, just go round your mates OR play YOUR music which she hates on fuller blast

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    Walk around singing to her music as loudly and badly as you can.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard
    Walk around singing to her music as loudly and badly as you can.
    that will annoy the hell out of her .

    wait until she goes out and fill her bed with nettles muwahahaha

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    OHH... i forgot to add that her HUGE BF is there....

    And im in a single story house :S

    But the singing idea is good...

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    How old is she, and her BF? Lol.

    And sing whatever they're listening to. But do it badly. Lol
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    Walk into her room and repeatedly smash the stereo to pieces with a , cricket bat screaming

    "Die DIE you endless repetitive whiny excuse for music"

    Then collapse into a corner gently rocking back and forth in a foetal position sobbing and murmuring.

    well thats a short term solution..

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    Tell her that while the stereo was on she had a phone call but you couldnt make out who it was, if shes a "natterer" shee desperatley ring all her mates for at least 30 minutes trying to find out who it was, if shes got a boyfirend (?) then make out it was him shell go frantic trying to ring him. Either way to make a call she needs to turn down the volume Once shes out of room take the lead out of the back of the speaker, place sticky substance on lead and replace making sure theres no electrical contact and

    voila looks like the speakers plugged in btu its not - it doesnt work and when ur mum comes home tell her the stereo doesnt work and that your sis was using it last
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard
    How old is she, and her BF? Lol.
    Well she is 13 and her boyfriend is 16.. and hes HUGE.. like "Ill rape your arse in prison cause i can" type huge.... its scary....


    BUT lucky me! mum came home for lunch....

    She is now banned from using anything with a speaker for the next week

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    haha nice one

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    hehehehe
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    Quote Originally Posted by Romanov
    Tell her that while the stereo was on she had a phone call but you couldnt make out who it was, if shes a "natterer" shee desperatley ring all her mates for at least 30 minutes trying to find out who it was, if shes got a boyfirend (?) then make out it was him shell go frantic trying to ring him. Either way to make a call she needs to turn down the volume Once shes out of room take the lead out of the back of the speaker, place sticky substance on lead and replace making sure theres no electrical contact and

    voila looks like the speakers plugged in btu its not - it doesnt work and when ur mum comes home tell her the stereo doesnt work and that your sis was using it last
    That is a quality solution! LOL!

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    Complain to yr mum that you find the lyrical content offensive & should a 13 yr old girl be exposed to such filth. Failing that, nick all her CD's
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    Nice one

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    the ultimate revenge would of course be to subtly scratch her cd's just enough to degrade the qaulity of the cough music further

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    Be thankful you sister has taste (although you obvioulsy seem not to appreciate it), I had to listen to country and western all of saturday, and it was my mum playing it, bit hard to tell her to turn it off (its her house!!!).

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