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    Question What OS sound effects do you have configured?

    Okay, we've done "show us your desktop", "what does your network look like", "your desktop/setup" and "modded PC pics" threads... what about sound effects?
    Or does everyone tend to stick with the defaults?

    Here's mine, used the same ones for years now:

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    Asterisk - "I don't think he's entirely familiar with that equipment, actually..." (Bob Mortimer)
    Critical Stop - "I don't know what I'm doin'" (Old seadog from The Simpsons)
    Default Beep - "D'OH!" (Homer from The Simpsons)
    Exclamation - "Wronnnngg!" (Mark of Mark & Lard fame)
    Exit Windows - "See y'again!" (Lard of Mark & Lard fame)
    Program Error - "This, sadly, is Lemon Tango [tribal drums in background]" (Tango ad)
    Question - "Just what is it that you want to do?" (sample from Primal Scream track)
    Start Windows - "Hey, look - Sergeant Dork!" (Nelson from The Simpsons)
    Empty Recycle Bin - "Mmm, delicious... *slurp*" (Homer from The Simpsons)

    Thunderbird
    New mail - "You've got mail, baby, yeeeaah!" (Austin Powers)

    The other OS sound effects I have enabled are defaults, and not customized any other apps.
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    no sounds, except the AOL UK "you've got post" sound, with joanna lumley.

    oh, suppose the default GAIM sounds count too

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    I don't usually bother to customize my sounds as I can never usually find anything decent.
    But I HAD to get rid of the annoying AOL woman (st00pid parents wont change ISP) so I replaced "Goodbye" with "Yo, eat lead man!" [From the game Kingpin] and "Welcome to AOL" with "Goooooood Mornin' VIETNAM!" [You know what film!]

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    I gotta admit, apart from the new mail sound, all others are turned off.
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    Whatever sounds are preset when XP is installed.
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    no windows sounds what so ever cause it just soooo gay to have them

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    Got them all off, and MSN sounds turned off as well.

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    I used to have "dodge this" from the matrix for emptying my recycle bin, don't bother with em anymore though

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    none, except the outlook express new email one. The last one I made a point of using was years ago! twas.. 'this is the song, lala lala, the elmo song *kids voice* shut the #### up!' for when the PC shuts down *sigh* good times

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    Sorry, no sound here at all... I love the sound of my Dyson

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    no sound here either, I did have a door creek effect for when I started up and shutdown, but that was a while ago. (It even had a different tone creek for each )
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    I turn them all off. They're incredibly annoying.

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    I used to go in for all sorts of sound schemes , but I keep it quiet these days

    thou I@m looking for some warning sounds for my tomtom set up.

    I need a 1st and a 2nd warning for impending speed cameraness....

    any sugestions ?
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    It's one of the first things I do when I install Windows: turn off sound themes. Though I'm mighty tempted by that homestar pack.

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    the only custom sound i have is the windows startup muzak has been replaced with pinhead from hellraiser saying "we have such sights to show you"
    if it ain't broke...fix it till it is


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