Funniest spam Ive ever had :)

[g8ina]

"MICROSOFT CORPORATION LONDON .

The Marina Offices, St Peters Yacht Basin,

Newcastle upon Tyne, NE6 1HX England

REFERENCE NUMBER:UK/2551/A256003/23

BATCH NUMBER:014/070/AY7We are pleased to inform you that, in respect of the

just conducted lottery draw, a lump sum pay out of $1,000 000.00 (One

Million United State Dollars) has been awarded to your email I.D

by the MICRO-SOFT CORPORATION (UK), held on Dec. 2011.

You have been approved the sum pay out of $1,000 000.00 (One Million united State Dollars)
in cash credited to file YL/26510460037/10 and ONE Apple laptop from microsoft corporation."

That last bit is a killer

[Tumble]

That's class... did they ask for your account details at all? I reckon it'd be worth sending them over for an Apple Laptop and a miwwion dollah....

[TheAnimus]

I wasn't going to bother for the $1M USD, but the offer of a laptop tipped the balance.

[HoldenBurn1000]

Seems legit.

[Hoonigan]

Congratulations on the win!

[g8ina]

Is u missing the point ??

It's supposed to be Microsoft and they are offering an Apple ??

[Tumble]

POint well and truly got, but remember, most Hexus boarders are dyed-in-the-wool Ultra Hard line cynics and the respondents to this thread are simply displaying the approved character traits

[Zadock]

Ahh yes the Microsoft Corporation London, in Newcastle... one and the same place, and the Apple laptop from MS. The people that fall for this rubbish must be as daft as the people that write it in the first place.

Had a personal email from the UN Secretary General the other day, needed me to help him shift some funds... wasn't the least bit suspicious we go way back

[Hoonigan]

Is u missing the point ??

It's supposed to be Microsoft and they are offering an Apple ??

No, I didn't miss the point at all, maybe a on the end would've been more appropriate.

[szr01]

I am soo jealous why couldnt I have got that email with that much monies

[Rob_B]

Sarah has really let herself go recently....

[KeyboardDemon]

Is u missing the point ??

It's supposed to be Microsoft and they are offering an Apple ??

Not forgetting that the message came from MICRO-SOFT CORPORATION (UK) and the payment is in US Dollars, or was it from MICROSOFT CORPORATION LONDON?

Or even that their London offices are based in Newcastle!