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    The Italian Wedding Test

    THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST

    I was a very happy man.
    My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year.
    So we decided to get married.

    There was only one little thing bothering me..

    It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.

    She would regularly bend down when she was near me.
    I always got more than a nice view.

    It had to be deliberate, she never did it around anyone else.

    One day she called me and asked me to come over.
    'To check my Sister's wedding- invitations' she said.

    She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me. She couldn't overcome them anymore.

    She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married.

    She said "Before you commit your life to my sister".
    Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word.
    "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom" she said.
    "if you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me".

    I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

    I stood there for a moment..
    Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door.
    I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

    Lord and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

    With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me.
    He said, 'Sergio, we are very happy that you have passed our little test.
    We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
    Welcome to the family my son..'

    And the moral of this story is:

    Always keep your condoms in your car.

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    Re: The Italian Wedding Test

    Someone left a note on a piece of cake in the fridge that said, "Do not eat!". I ate the cake and left a note saying, "Yuck, who the hell eats paper ?

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    Re: The Italian Wedding Test

    We can also take this seriously more than the joke.Actually it is called the quality of your self which should be shown every where.Any how not a bad joke.

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