News flash

[Angus]

David's just been run over by a Tescos truck.

Just thought I ought to keep you all informed.

[Raz316]

Fack, I hope its not too serious.

[Shogun]

Eek

[DR]

Lets get the facts here - I was walking down the pavement and I was hit on my arm by the wing mirror - she accused me of being drunk - I wasn't Anyway - who cares if I was I was on the pavement!

[CocoPops]

OOOooooooh, maybe you'll get a visit from that old tesco's woman to apologise hehe

[Butuz]

Sue sue sue sue sue!

het the Hexus lawyer team in on it!!! I want compensation for the stress of my boss being horifically and discustingly mutilated!!! I feel suicidal!!!


etc



Butuz

[Shogun]

Lets get the facts here - I was walking down the pavement and I was hit on my arm by the wing mirror - she accused me of being drunk - I wasn't Anyway - who cares if I was I was on the pavement!

You missed a comma, you are most definitely drunk. I would have had my head taken off by a bus's wingmirror if i hadnt have ducked a few days ago. I was walking in the middle of the path too

[Jonny M]

Sounds nasty, you alright?

[CocoPops]

lol @ Caged!!!

6 posts without anyone asking if he's ok. Rofl

[Jonny M]

Yer well I'm just a class act

[klarrix]

Wow, way Angus wrote it made it seem more like a tragedy than a dead arm via poor driving lol

Hope its nothing too serious

[Angus]

You should have heard him whinge.

You would have thought he was near his death bed.

[streetster]

glad he's/you're alright david

[Moonshade]

Yeah Indeed, I totally agree with streetster. I thought it was a really serious acident first when I read the first post.. :/

[Knoxville]

And here's me thinkin it was somethin serious

Glad your ok chap, a sainsburys lorry once caught me like that when i used to do a paper round, ached for quite a few days afterwards

[XTR]

Where theres a blame....... theres a claim


Sue the pants of them!!! free shopping!

Shame it wasn't sainsburys Deckard would love that!